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#1
02-06-2003, 12:13 PM
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What\'s the best one-liner you\'ve heard?
My favorites:
"They were aces when the hand started." "I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill myself." "I'm a lowfessional." "I only have so much time to lose these chips." "You should by a house now so you'll have a place to live when you go broke." (Ray Zee said that to Tommy Angelo, who replied "I have a van.") What good ones have you heard? 
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#2
02-06-2003, 01:00 PM
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Re: What\'s the best one-liner you\'ve heard?
this one came from a friend who was watching me learn pinochle. I was last to play on a round and mistakenly played an ace when a king would have taken the trick. he told me this: "Hey man, treat the cards like they're a wife--you only have to beat 'em, not kill 'em."
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#3
02-06-2003, 02:28 PM
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Re: What\'s the best one-liner you\'ve heard?
The best one liner I heard, was to say the least, very vulgar, but I'll do my best to explain what happened. ...I was playing $20-40 hold'em...5 or 6 handed and this one lady ended up slow playing a hand to trap this older man who was playing on my right. ....When she showed her hand...she said in a sarcastic tone, " Did ya like that " ?......the old guy looks at her and said..." I learned a long time ago NEVER to trust anything that bleeds for a week and lives "...... ...Needless to say...we never hear any more sarcastic outbursts from our lady friend. [img]/forums/images/icons/grin.gif[/img]
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#5
02-15-2003, 09:23 PM
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Re: What\'s the best one-liner you\'ve heard?
I can't believe I'm posting this, but what the heck. In the spirit of the last post: My old football coach one told us all, "Boys, you can wade in the red river, but never drink!"
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#6
02-06-2003, 02:27 PM
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Re: What\'s the best one-liner you\'ve heard?
This was an inaudible one-liner:
I was in the BB and there were three limpers and I checked and the flop came K-x-y and I bet and everyone folded and the dealer pushed me the pot and Tommy Angelo took a little toy police car out of his pocket and rolled it towards me.
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#7
02-07-2003, 02:56 AM
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Re: What\'s the best one-liner you\'ve heard?
</font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
I was in the BB and there were three limpers and I checked and the flop came K-x-y and I bet and everyone folded and the dealer pushed me the pot and Tommy Angelo took a little toy police car out of his pocket and rolled it towards me. [/ QUOTE ] And and and and for god's sake man use a period somewhere!
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#8
02-07-2003, 03:13 AM
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Re: What\'s the best one-liner you\'ve heard?
But at least our budding Zee Junior is still using capitalization. There may still be hope for master Fox.
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