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09-08-2005, 03:22 PM
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Re: I\'m a loser, should I kill myself?
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 [/ QUOTE ] This is a good use of this picture. 
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#42
09-08-2005, 03:23 PM
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Re: I\'m a loser, should I kill myself?
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Any guesses as to the name of someguy2's real account? [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] This is my "real" account, I don't understand why you think this post is such a big joke.
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#43
09-08-2005, 03:31 PM
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Re: I\'m a loser, should I kill myself?
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] join the military [/ QUOTE ] and then use one of the guns to kill himself. very good idea [/ QUOTE ] no. you misunderstand the greatness of this answer. 1, he gets to shoot terrorists, or wanna-be terrorists. being in the army gives almost automatic respect. this should help his self esteem, and his luck with the ladies (as long as he's wearing the uniform) 2. if this doesn't work out, he could always run into an RPG and "die for his country" instead of going out like a coward. [/ QUOTE ] I hate this country. I would never "die for this country". As for the self esteem and getting lucky with the ladies, I'm [censored] ugly as hell. Nothing is going to change that. Shooting terrorists sounds kind of cool though. [/ QUOTE ] 1 out of 3 isn't bad. And you'd probably start looking good if you went through basic and got in shape. Chicks dig guys with muscles, regardless of their looks. Freakin
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#44
09-08-2005, 03:34 PM
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Re: I\'m a loser, should I kill myself?
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] join the military [/ QUOTE ] and then use one of the guns to kill himself. very good idea [/ QUOTE ] no. you misunderstand the greatness of this answer. 1, he gets to shoot terrorists, or wanna-be terrorists. being in the army gives almost automatic respect. this should help his self esteem, and his luck with the ladies (as long as he's wearing the uniform) 2. if this doesn't work out, he could always run into an RPG and "die for his country" instead of going out like a coward. [/ QUOTE ] I hate this country. I would never "die for this country". As for the self esteem and getting lucky with the ladies, I'm [censored] ugly as hell. Nothing is going to change that. Shooting terrorists sounds kind of cool though. [/ QUOTE ] 1 out of 3 isn't bad. And you'd probably start looking good if you went through basic and got in shape. Chicks dig guys with muscles, regardless of their looks. Freakin [/ QUOTE ] I am hideous, I doubt getting a nice body would change that. And I have millions of zits all over my back/chest/arms/neck.
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#46
09-08-2005, 03:38 PM
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Re: I\'m a loser, should I kill myself?
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I am a giant loser. I am ugly, I will never get laid. I am lonely, I have no friends. I have no skills, I am not good at anything. All I do everyday is lose money playing poker and jack off. But I'm too big of a pussy to kill myself, because I'm scared. Please encourage me so I can muster up the courage to kill myself. Thanks. [/ QUOTE ] Are you good at jacking off? This is a real skill, sir.
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#47
09-08-2005, 03:38 PM
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Re: I\'m a loser, should I kill myself?
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I am hideous, I doubt getting a nice body would change that. And I have millions of zits all over my back/chest/arms/neck. [/ QUOTE ] a shower might solve this.
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#48
09-08-2005, 03:42 PM
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Re: I\'m a loser, should I kill myself?
How old are you, someguy2?
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#49
09-08-2005, 03:46 PM
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Re: I\'m a loser, should I kill myself?
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Seppuku is the ancient art of killing yourself if you get super pissed and can’t find anybody else to kill. Ninjas use all sorts of crap to kill themselves—guns, ropes, knives, lasers, spears, etc.—and don’t even think twice about it. These guys would kill themselves for just about any reason and often for no reason at all: that’s why we there are so few ninjas today. But if you want to commit Seppuku and you’re like me, you don’t have access to stuff like lasers. But there’s hope. I tried to kill myself by swallowing a frisbee a couple of times—and believe me, it’s pretty cool. The only catch is you have to be really super pissed to do it. Step 1 Get a frisbee from the store or friend. Step 2 Clean the Frisbee. Step 3 Make sure your parents aren’t around Step 4 Put something slippery on it, like butter or cream. Step 5 Get really super pissed. Step 6 Fold the Frisbee hard (this is crucial) Step 7 Keep folded and insert Frisbee into mouth hard. Step 8 Push hard until you can’t see it. Step 9 Wait. Step 10 Die. [/ QUOTE ] Wow... I guess no one else has ever heard of Real Ultimate Power. But the better quote is "Ninjas are sooooooo cool that I want to crap my pants." [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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#50
09-08-2005, 03:47 PM
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Re: I\'m a loser, should I kill myself?
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Wow... I guess no one else has ever heard of Real Ultimate Power. [/ QUOTE ] It only gets posted about once a month or so. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
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