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View Poll Results: What is your flop action? | |||
Call | 9 | 69.23% | |
Raise | 4 | 30.77% | |
Voters: 13. You may not vote on this poll |
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Farting In Public
Please explain your answer.
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#2
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Re: Farting In Public
The best is when you rip a really juicy one in a hallway or something, walk away, and then watch people's reactions when they catch a whiff of it.
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Re: Farting In Public
WTF not. I mean, even if it's a really stinky one, as long as there are enough people around so that no one knows it's you, it's a victimless crime.
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Re: Farting In Public
"Better out than in" is the mantra. Constant and immediate relief actually seems to help reduce and/or eradicate the foul smells. If the people you're hanging out with are cool with it it shows that they're not focused on just appearances and appreciate you for the person you are.
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Re: Farting In Public
I fail to see how the fact that no one can identify the assailant makes a crime victimless.
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#6
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Re: Farting In Public
At the poker table, farts are +EV
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#7
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Re: Farting In Public
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I fail to see how the fact that no one can identify the assailant makes a crime victimless. [/ QUOTE ] I fail to see how you missed the joke. |
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Re: Farting In Public
I guess I don't, because everytime I am out I feel like I am presenting myself to the opposite sex for mating purposes. Women don't like guys who fart in public.
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#9
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Re: Farting In Public
You need to meet this kid who is from Springfield named Nelson. He is an ironical character...you'd like him!
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#10
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Re: Farting In Public
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I guess I don't, because everytime I am out I feel like I am presenting myself to the opposite sex for mating purposes. Women don't like guys who fart in public. [/ QUOTE ] True love is a is when a man and a woman can fart in front of eachother. |
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