I hate that damn guitar guy!

utmt40 · #1 12-02-2005, 02:42 AM

So earlier tonight I met up with a few old friends. We have a bon fire going and all and everything is going well. Then out of no where my buddy brings out this guitar and starts playing around the fie and hitting on this girl we used to go to school with. I was pissed not that I wanted her or anything but the fact it was so obvious to what he was doing. I finally pulled him to the side when he was done with a song and told him I was leaving. I hate [censored] guitar guys!!!!

Brom · #2 12-02-2005, 02:43 AM

You sound like a hater.

To elaborate a little more, I too dislike the artsy, musical types, maybe out of jealousy. However, if it's their only angle, then they are going to be accustomed to working with it, and should be allowed to to. They need tang too.

Eurotrash · #3 12-02-2005, 02:45 AM

I was hoping this thread would be about that Esteban dude that dresses in all black and sells guitars on infomercials

utmt40 · #4 12-02-2005, 02:47 AM

Trust me I am not hating by no means. Its just really gay.

PoBoy321 · #5 12-02-2005, 02:50 AM

Yo, don't hate the playa, hate the game.

#6 12-02-2005, 02:54 AM

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Trust me I am not hating by no means. Its just really gay.

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Getting chicks is gay?

theweatherman · #7 12-02-2005, 02:57 AM

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Trust me I am not hating by no means. Its just really gay.

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Getting chicks is gay?

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its counter-intuitive

utmt40 · #8 12-02-2005, 02:57 AM

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Trust me I am not hating by no means. Its just really gay.

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Getting chicks is gay?

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No, playing the guitar to get them is gay.

#9 12-02-2005, 03:05 AM

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Trust me I am not hating by no means. Its just really gay.

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Getting chicks is gay?

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No, playing the guitar to get them is gay.

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Its not like your pulling a Yanni act or something. Just 'cuz you don't/can 't play, don't hate.

SammyKid11 · #10 12-02-2005, 03:17 AM

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No, playing the guitar to get them is gay.

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Is working out to have a good body to get girls that way also gay?
Is it gay to get a great job, earn lots of money, and get girls that way?
Is it gay to work your ass off to be a professional athlete and get girls that way? Is it also gay to run for governor of Arkansas and then POTUS to get girls that way?
Is it gay to learn how to smooth-talk in order to get girls?
Is it gay to shower so girls will like how you smell?
Is it gay to get a haircut that you think will make girls more likely to hop on and take a ride?

My point is...we all do things to try to get girls. Some workout a lot, some go for power, some go for money, nice possessions, some for fame, others for an artsy angle, others learn how to best talk to women, etc. NONE of it is gay. In fact, if you're a guy working ANY angle to try to have sex with a girl, you are most decidedly doing an UN-gay thing. It is all also in-bounds. If you're not doing any of the things I described, you're not trying very hard to get girls. If you are doing any of the things I described, you are no better than your guitar friend...you just don't know how to play the guitar and are therefore jealous that he has a way in that you don't.

Chicks dig musicians. I would know -- it's how I've gotten virtually every girl I've ever been with. Check that, I would say music has been a key element in EVERY girl I've ever been with...and I have been with more than my share of VERY hot women in my life. It's not gay...it's possible, however...that you are.