I got beat up by my neighbor...

[Autocratic]

I say you start up a conversation about how you used to get picked on when you were younger, and how you've recently decided to seek revenge upon everyone that wronged you. After explaining that, he'll likely be silent. Light up a cigarette, it'll make him nervous.

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Light up a cigarette, it'll make him nervous.

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[ThaSaltCracka]

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Light up a cigarette, it'll make him nervous.

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[/ QUOTE ]FYP

[dblgutshot]

I think it would be more intimidating if you put it out on your own forehead. without blinking.

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Light up a cigarette, it'll make him nervous.

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i was thinking this or maybe the inside of his ear. that would hurt. a lot.

[ThaSaltCracka]

you are right, he should totally do this and post a pic.

So jihad, have you figured out what you are going to do?

[Boris]

nice man. kick his ass. Revenge is a dish best served cold.

[JihadOnTheRiver]

I really can't believe you guys don't see the humor in this. Guy beats up on a kid, kid gets bigger, guy can no longer beat up on kid, hilarity ensues.

Also, I never said I was planning on punching the guy. Just that I feel like it. You guys really need to grow down.

Maybe you can smack around one of his kids.