Girl at a Bar. Your Play? - Page 5

#41 12-21-2005, 05:20 PM

Send another napkin over that says:

"I want to have se_ with your si_teen incher tonight."

With the instructions: "Again, add 2 "X"s and send back."

Dudd · #42 12-21-2005, 05:25 PM

Wait, she's got a si_teen incher? I think it might be time to find another target after that revelation.

MonkeeMan · #43 12-21-2005, 05:31 PM

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Hahahaha, lions do it lazy doggy style!

Yobz · #44 12-21-2005, 05:33 PM

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Send another napkin over that says:

"I want to have se_ with your si_teen incher tonight."

With the instructions: "Again, add 2 "X"s and send back."

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Brilliant.

diebitter · #45 12-21-2005, 05:34 PM

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Hahahaha, lions do it lazy doggy style!

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Lions do it any way they wanna, treacle bollox. RAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!

#46 12-21-2005, 05:36 PM

This is seriously the wittiest dating thread I've ever seen on OOT.

So the shots of water thing has worked? What's your followup?

#47 12-21-2005, 05:41 PM

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Send another napkin over that says:

"I want to have se_ with your si_teen incher tonight."

With the instructions: "Again, add 2 "X"s and send back."

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Brilliant.

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Thanks. Of course this isn't what I'd really do. In all seriousness I'd just walk over and pull it out and set it in her salad and ask her to autograph it or something.

PokerBob · #48 12-21-2005, 05:46 PM

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"I'm X. You lose moran"

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gold.

PokerBob · #49 12-21-2005, 05:49 PM

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I would start drinking heavily to build my resolve to talk to her. Get hella sloppy drunk and angry. Find some guy I dont like the look of and stare him down. Go to the bathroom and decide to pee in the sink.

Come back out, nearly falling to the ground and spilling my beer on one of the girl's friends. Sit back down waiting for them to forget about that. Get so drunk I have trouble getting off the stool. Watch the girls leave.

Go home, watch porn.

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stellar.

Alobar · #50 12-21-2005, 05:51 PM

I dont have anything funnier to add than any of the several already brilliant replys in this thread [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Doesnt really matter what you do here, shes obviously digging your game, you can keep being cutesy if you want, or just go up and talk to her.

A true pimp tho would tell her that you dont like cheaters, and then get her to buy YOU a beer to make up for it.