Bathroom reading material

[Los Feliz Slim]

New York Times Sunday Magazine is my all-time favorite.

I cannot begin to fathom people who don't read in the bathroom. If I need to go at a restaurant or something, I read random things in my wallet.

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No such thing. Get in, get out. As quickly as possible.


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There's no need to be rushing, just do your damned business.

And there's certainly no need to be reading, eating, doing your taxes, or playing video games.

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Dude, I never read in the bathroom. Its always a hit and run. 1 min max. Unless i am sick.

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Anything that keeps me entertained for about five minutes, no more no less.


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Okay, I see three possible explanations for this:

1) You eat less meat.
2) You drink less alcohol.
3) You are -25.

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I don't eat meat everyday, but I do eat it.
I drink like a fish.
I am 30.

[MissOt]

listening to my ipod while playing brick on it

[johnnycakes]

Devil's Larder: A Feast by Jim Crace

[hobbsmann]

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My laptop.

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Exactly, to get hands of...ugh...solitare in.

[Slow Play Ray]

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Dude, I never read in the bathroom. Its always a hit and run. 1 min max. Unless i am sick.

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[stinkypete]

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Dude, I never read in the bathroom. Its always a hit and run. 1 min max. Unless i am sick.

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do you guys not wipe?

[ChipWrecked]

I never used to when I was single. Now, that's "daddy's time".

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Dude, I never read in the bathroom. Its always a hit and run. 1 min max. Unless i am sick.

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do you guys not wipe?

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1 min includes complete wiping

[Clarkmeister]

Readers Digest.