What feels better?

Turd is better since in most circumstances you will have to take longer to drop one. You can pee practically anywher.

[codewarrior]

Those of you who don't love that feeling of pure pleasure as a turgid turd you've been stockpiling all day puts pressure on your prostate as it slips past your loaf cutter are in denial.

Good day.

[Blarg]

Maybe gratitude or relief. But actual love, pure pleasure, and turds aren't a natural mix. At least not unless you're really, really into turds.

[nickg1532]

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wow 50%/50%

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I, myself, am having trouble deciding. When you truly having been holding it in for a LONG time, both are among the most intense feelings of relief that I can think of.

[jakethebake]

I can pretty much hold a crap forever, provided it's not diarrhea or something. But when I gotta pee, I gotta pee. And when I've held as long as i can and finally let go, well that's a pretty good feeling. I was actually on the phone with another 00ti0t recently and had to pee in a bottle in a McDonald's parking lot (the damn place was closed). I believe I commented how good it felt. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[imported_The Vibesman]

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Also, it depends on what kind of #2. Sometimes it's messy. Other times, you're in and out.

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It's almost never an in and out for me.

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Same here. Usually, it just comes out.

[pokerdirty]

*tee-hee* you are talking about poo poo and pee pee!

<font color="white"> jfc </font>

[SackUp]

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I can pretty much hold a crap forever, provided it's not diarrhea or something. But when I gotta pee, I gotta pee. And when I've held as long as i can and finally let go, well that's a pretty good feeling. I was actually on the phone with another 00ti0t recently and had to pee in a bottle in a McDonald's parking lot (the damn place was closed). I believe I commented how good it felt. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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you pissed in a bottle? don't they have tons of bushes around ?!?! [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

I think splashin' the pot either way is just super!

[wdeadwyler]

Do you ever get the pleasure chills from shitting? I dont. While dropping a huge load that has been applying pressure is nice, it doesnt compare to the great feeling of draining a full hose.