Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf - Page 3

#1 12-23-2005, 04:02 AM

it is my belief
that you should soon receive a
kick to your bitch ass

smoore · #2 12-23-2005, 03:22 AM

I thought you loved me
You should rot in hell for this
How does my knife taste?

mantasm · #3 12-23-2005, 04:54 AM

MEAT MEAT MEAT BONE BONE
MEAT BONE MYSPACE DOT COM MEAT
BONE BONE MEAT BONE MEAT

WackityWhiz · #4 12-23-2005, 05:13 AM

WTF HAPPENED???
DID YOU EAT THE WHOLE TIME I
WAS AT COLLEGE??? DAMN!!!

#5 12-23-2005, 06:24 AM

It's that time of year
Christmas joy is in the air
Hope you die slow hoe

wdeadwyler · #6 12-23-2005, 06:32 AM

Christmas is for all
Except for Jewish people
They killed our true lord

#7 12-23-2005, 06:36 AM

You should be spending
Your time convincing jaxUp
To cough up those pics!

#8 12-23-2005, 06:55 AM

[ QUOTE ]
Christmas is for all
Except for Jewish people
They killed our true lord

[/ QUOTE ]

Half Christian half Jew
So I'm somewhat conflicted
Merry Chrismakah!

jaxUp · #9 12-23-2005, 09:32 AM

edited because
i realized this haiku
lacked Christmas content

diebitter · #10 12-23-2005, 10:26 AM

okay, do doggy
get the snaps with your mobile,
and then post here please.

(PS. This means ALL of you guys)