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Old 05-11-2005, 07:49 PM
newhizzle newhizzle is offline
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Default caught a losing drunk cheating

$10 NL holdem game, one guy is drunk as hell and pissing everyone off, taking like 5 minutes to act on every round, 2 people leaft after like an hour, eventually he wins a pot with an AQ and i notice that the cards dealt to him were right beside that AQ, on my next shuffle i count the deck and its got 48 cards in it, so i call him out and he pulls an an ace, two jacks and a queen out of his sleeve, and says something like ok i had ur 4 cards up my sleeve haha, sarcastically, im like wtf, we count the pot and its like 35 dollars short, i have like 70% of the chips on the table but just take my original buy in and leave, i should have kicked his ass but it was like 6:30 in the morning and i was tired.

the funny thing is even while he was cheating this guy still lost like 4 buy ins, but i think he was buying back from the pot(which he was holding on to) and in the pot he won with that AQ he had high card Ace
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Old 05-11-2005, 08:25 PM
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Default Re: caught a losing drunk cheating

It's never too late - or early - to kick a cheater's ass.
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Old 05-11-2005, 08:55 PM
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Default Re: caught a losing drunk cheating

Exactly. My philosophy is, if they're cheating, they're cheating. End of story. The issue needs to be dealt with.
I don't care if they're straight-edge, a priest, or have been drinking Absinthe straight from the bottle...
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Old 05-11-2005, 10:25 PM
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Default Re: caught a losing drunk cheating

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Exactly. My philosophy is, if they're cheating, they're cheating. End of story. The issue needs to be dealt with.
I don't care if they're straight-edge, a priest, or have been drinking Absinthe straight from the bottle...

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Kill his ass.
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Old 05-11-2005, 11:05 PM
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Did you and the rest let him leave with money?
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Old 05-11-2005, 11:45 PM
Jaquen H'gar Jaquen H'gar is offline
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Default As much as I intensely dislike cheaters

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Did you and the rest let him leave with money?

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As much as I dislike cheaters, I respect them more than I respect pu$$ies who would let a cheater walk with the money
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Old 05-12-2005, 08:54 AM
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Default Re: caught a losing drunk cheating

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...have been drinking Absinthe straight from the bottle...

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You've just zeroed in on the biggest leak in my game.
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Old 05-12-2005, 06:12 PM
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its not really a leak unless your chasing with everclear.
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Old 05-12-2005, 07:21 PM
warewulf warewulf is offline
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4 cards up the sleeve and still losing? Yeah, definitely a real loser! Next time shove the whole deck up his A**!
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Old 05-12-2005, 10:32 PM
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Default Re: caught a losing drunk cheating

Why didn't you think you were entitled to the money you had in front of you?
Maybe you meant to say it was a tounrament but if this was a cash game I don't understand why you only took your buy in back.
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