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12-30-2005, 02:40 PM
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Re: $2,000,000,000
Seriously, I'd buy a cave and live in it and never come out for fear that everyone I know and loved will turn against me and will try to kill me and steal my money.
I'm super paranoid like that. 
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12-30-2005, 02:45 PM
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Re: $2,000,000,000
Easy solution, kill all your friends and family before they kill you.
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#3
12-30-2005, 02:47 PM
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Re: $2,000,000,000
[ QUOTE ]
Easy solution, kill all your friends and family before they kill you. [/ QUOTE ] omg! this was so simple, why didn't I ever think of it. Ok first thing I do is kill everyone I know. Then I buy a big house with lots of video games and then one of those fleshlight jack off things and I'll be set for life.
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#4
12-30-2005, 02:52 PM
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Re: $2,000,000,000
Yeah that's probably the best way to go. You would not want any strangers to get into your house. They might have germs that will end your life early. Keep the place completly steril, no more human contact.
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#5
12-30-2005, 02:59 PM
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Re: $2,000,000,000
Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had 2 billion dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man. Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time? Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money. Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks. Lawrence: Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do. Peter Gibbons: Good point. Lawrence: Well what about you now? what would you do? Peter Gibbons: Besides two chicks at the same time? Lawrence: Well yeah. Peter Gibbons: Nothing. Lawrence: Nothing, huh? Peter Gibbons: I'd relax, I would sit on my ass all day, I would do nothing. Lawrence: Well you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Just take a look at my cousin, he's broke, don't do [censored].
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