Movin on up bitches

Duerig · #1 04-29-2005, 02:53 AM

I only put in a few hours a week playing poker online (not nearly as much time as I spend reading 2+2) and I've finally reached my 300 BB mark to pass .50 / 1.00. It has taken a long ass time. The first time I took a shot at 1/2 I sucked it up and had to drop back down (which was what caused me to come here in the first place). Anyway I'm a little drunk and rambling right now, but the point is, here is a hand. Tell me I'm awesome. Tell me I'm going to crush 1/2. Tell me I have big brass balls. Or be honest with me. Whatever works.

Party Poker 0.5/1 Hold'em (9 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is BB with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
UTG calls, UTG+1 calls, MP1 calls, MP2 raises, 4 folds, Hero calls, UTG calls, UTG+1 calls, MP1 calls.

Flop: (10.50 SB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (5 players)
Hero checks, UTG checks, UTG+1 checks, MP1 checks, MP2 bets, Hero raises, UTG folds, UTG+1 calls, MP1 calls, MP2 calls $0.45 (All-In).

Turn: (9.20 BB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (4 players, 1 all-in)
Hero bets, UTG+1 folds, MP1 folds.

River: (10.20 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: 10.20 BB

Entity · #2 04-29-2005, 02:54 AM

I don't know anything about your overall poker game, but if this hand is indicative, you'll do fine.

Duerig · #3 04-29-2005, 02:56 AM

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YOU HAVE BIG BRASS BALLS.

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FYP

ArturiusX · #4 04-29-2005, 03:00 AM

I don't see any other way to play it, except I might fold preflop if the pfr is very tight.

Duerig · #5 04-29-2005, 03:02 AM

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Your balls, are they made of brass? It certainly seems that way.

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FYP

reubenf · #6 04-29-2005, 03:10 AM

There once was a man from Madrass
Whose balls were made out of brass
In stormy weather
He'd bang 'em together
And lightning would shoot out of his ass

Duerig · #7 04-29-2005, 03:11 AM

[ QUOTE ]
There once was a man from Madrass
Whose balls were made out of brass
In stormy weather
He'd bang 'em together
And lightning would shoot out of his ass
do you see why?

[/ QUOTE ]

FYP

scotty34 · #8 04-29-2005, 03:31 AM

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
There once was a man from Madrass
Whose balls were made out of brass
In stormy weather
He'd bang 'em together
And lightning would shoot out of his ass
do you see why?

[/ QUOTE ]

FYP

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OK, I definetly laughed at this one.

NickRegino · #9 04-29-2005, 03:47 AM

HAHAHa

droolie · #10 04-29-2005, 10:46 AM

I wanna have your babies you stud.

Nice C/R.