I love you and I hate you you dumb [censored]

[PokerBob]

this guy is drunk and playing 80% of his hands and I moved next to him so i could do exactly this.
he limps UTG, I raise AJs, all fold back to drunken retard who calls.

Flop: A54r
retard bets, i call.
turn: K
retard bets, I call.
river: 3
retard says "you got a straight?" and checks, I bet, he calls.

He shows AQo and MHING. NO I DON'T HAVE A 2 YOU [censored] MORON. NICE HAND. please don't leave i love you.

[Jinx]

raise the turn