Taking a hooker to Disneyland... Help me get this joke

[ptmusic]

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Kids and hookers are on opposite ends of the innocence spectrum, as are Disneyland and Vegas (based on public perception).

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I think your theory is plausible, but I don't really buy it. The way to test it, I think, is to substitute other characters of ill repute for hookers, and see if the joke is equally funny.

I substituted "murderer" for "hooker," there are a lot of murders in Vegas after all, but I still don't find the joke funny.

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Wait a second... "Why do people take their kids to Vegas? That's like taking a murderer to Disneyland!" IS pretty funny.

-ptmusic

[ptmusic]

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Get it?

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No. See my response to the earlier post for a full explanation. Just because you take an object and put it in a situation in which it does not supposedly belong does not make it funny.

"You took your kids to Vegas? That's like taking a dump in the urinal." As much as I enjoy the excretory functions, it's still not funny.

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Made me laugh.

-ptmusic

[shant]

YSSCKY

70% of hooker's fathers dont love them

[DougShrapnel]

this thread is surprisingly hilarious.

[Jeebus]

because you are wasting your money taking your kids somewhere with nothing for them. Just like you are wasting money on the $300 an hour hooker showing her the epcot center...unless your getting alittle on the log ride.

[Moneyline]

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You just don't get it. Taking a retard to Disneyland is completely different from taking someone of questionable moral virtue there, so this is completely useless as a means of comparison. Personally, I'd like to take a retard to Vegas, let him loose in the Hard Rock and have him harass all the guys in silk shirts with product in there hair... we can all dream, right?

[SwordFish]

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.... you can't pay a kid for sex at Disneyland. Well, I guess you could .....

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You're thinking of Neverland


SF