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View Poll Results: #1) If it's one guy robbing me, I would....
Yell at the top of my lungs. Probably noone will come, but he might take off. 5 4.13%
Try to beat the crap out of him 21 17.36%
Push him off me (or punch him in the face) and run the hell away at top speed. 47 38.84%
Just hand over my stuff. It's dumb to risk him cutting my jugular. 48 39.67%
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Old 11-04-2005, 11:26 PM
jesusarenque jesusarenque is offline
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Default Cancer v. Jail

You have two choices:

1. You are told you will have a one-year battle with cancer. You will have chemo, radiation, etc. You will get very sick, tired, and lose all your hair. You won't be able to work. You are guaranteed, however, that after one year of treatment you will be cured.

2. Instead of getting cancer, you can opt to go to jail for one year.

(Pretend unwanted assrapings/assaults will not occur in jail)
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Old 11-04-2005, 11:27 PM
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Default Re: Cancer v. Jail

If this was jail for 5 years or cancer this might be a debate.
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Old 11-04-2005, 11:27 PM
Notorious G.O.B. Notorious G.O.B. is offline
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Default Re: Cancer v. Jail

This is just not even close. Jail might even be kind of fun.
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Old 11-04-2005, 11:29 PM
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Default Re: Cancer v. Jail

is this a joke? duh. jail. hello aryans.
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Old 11-04-2005, 11:30 PM
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Default Re: Cancer v. Jail

Jail and its not even close.
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Old 11-04-2005, 11:30 PM
MikeNaked MikeNaked is offline
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Default Re: Cancer v. Jail

Take out the ass-rapings and it's not even close. At least you have clarity of mind in jail - you could read, write, life weights, do tai chi and [censored]...
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Old 11-04-2005, 11:30 PM
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(Pretend unwanted assrapings/assaults will not occur in jail)

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Sounds like a nice vacation, can I have a tv in my cell?
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Old 11-04-2005, 11:33 PM
jesusarenque jesusarenque is offline
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Default Re: Cancer v. Jail

I put in the guarantee of no assaults because I thought that if I didn't cancer would win in a runaway. What result if assrape is a possibility (although not a certainty)?

I picked cancer anyway. Freedom is the nuts.
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Old 11-04-2005, 11:34 PM
El Ishmael El Ishmael is offline
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Default Re: Cancer v. Jail

WPOTD.
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Old 11-04-2005, 11:34 PM
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Default Re: Cancer v. Jail

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Jail and its not even close.

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i'm thinking cancer, and it's not even close.
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