Worst Invention Ever

[diebitter]

Televangelism, and it's not close.

[Yeti]

The British soap opera.

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The British soap opera.

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The British Monarchy

[Hamish McBagpipe]

The invention of the toilet has been linked to the rise of a number of colon and pelvic diseases which have exploded since the end of the nineteenth century. This was about the time that the modern porcelain throne became widely used in the western world, spreading from its invention in England. Colon cancer, bowel disease, and prostate and uterine disorders have also been connected to the use of the toilet. Sitting on the toilet produces strain and damage to the pelvis and results in damage to the nerves around the uterus and prostate. The damage results in these organs being susceptable to disease. As well, the modern toilet results in a posture which produces incomplete evacuation. Thus, the polluted colon is prone to cancer, diverticulosis, appendicitis, colitis and irritable bowel syndrome.

Other cultures that continued to use the natural squatting posture to crap did not develop these ailments. A high fiber diet is beginning to be discounted as a preventative measure. The squat will make a comeback. There is growing evidence that this plague of ailments is simply due to the invention of the modern shitter. You will soon have to take lessons from your one year old infant on how to poop properly rather than the other way around. The squat is the natural way humans defecate. The modern commode is just a fad that needs to be eradicated. Worst invention ever.

[Yeti]

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The British soap opera.

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The British Monarchy

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Nowadays the Monarchy is a complete waste of time yeah, though we make a nice buck on tourism out of them. God bless the Queen!

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[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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In my opinion, nuclear weapons are such a threat to everyone, the harm that could be done to the world with little effort and time is amazing.

It's cliche, I know, but thats my answer

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Until the day comes when the world is actually blown up, nuclear weapons have actually come through pretty well for us as a whole. Would you prefer a constant state of war over a majority of the planet?

[NLSoldier]

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The invention of the toilet has been linked to the rise of a number of colon and pelvic diseases which have exploded since the end of the nineteenth century. This was about the time that the modern porcelain throne became widely used in the western world, spreading from its invention in England. Colon cancer, bowel disease, and prostate and uterine disorders have also been connected to the use of the toilet. Sitting on the toilet produces strain and damage to the pelvis and results in damage to the nerves around the uterus and prostate. The damage results in these organs being susceptable to disease. As well, the modern toilet results in a posture which produces incomplete evacuation. Thus, the polluted colon is prone to cancer, diverticulosis, appendicitis, colitis and irritable bowel syndrome.

Other cultures that continued to use the natural squatting posture to crap did not develop these ailments. A high fiber diet is beginning to be discounted as a preventative measure. The squat will make a comeback. There is growing evidence that this plague of ailments is simply due to the invention of the modern shitter. You will soon have to take lessons from your one year old infant on how to poop properly rather than the other way around. The squat is the natural way humans defecate. The modern commode is just a fad that needs to be eradicated. Worst invention ever.

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thats deep.

[dizong]

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A question that came up today that I thought was worth some thought. Disregarding anything that would be worst due to the fact that it kills or physically harms people, what would you say is the worst invention for mankind, as in what would we be better off had it never been invented?

After thinking a little bit, I was able to come up with my own answer, but am curious to see what others say first, and if anyone comes up with the same answer.

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neckties - uncomfortable, get dirty

high heels - look uncomfortable

the keyboard-guitar - is there an actual name for this contraption?

bottled water - ever proven to keep people healthier?? nice public health mindfuck

qwerty keyboard - yeah i know WHY it was invented but still i wonder how much more technologically advanced we would be as humans with a more logical keyboard

letter 'q' - worthless, especially without a 'u'

dizong