MEbenhoe's Theory of Oral Sex

[MEbenhoe]

In situations where a man is performing orally on a woman, all other variables equal, the amount of hair present in the woman's pubic region is inversely proportionate to the amount of time spent and the effort put in by the man to said performance.

So yeah, when do I get my nobel prize for this [censored]?

[cokehead]

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In situations where a man is performing orally on a woman, all other variables equal, the amount of hair present in the woman's pubic region is inversely proportionate to the amount of time spent and the effort put in by the man to said performance.

So yeah, when do I get my nobel prize for this [censored]?

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um this whole theory is pretty obvious. you want a nobel prize for it?

[MEbenhoe]

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In situations where a man is performing orally on a woman, all other variables equal, the amount of hair present in the woman's pubic region is inversely proportionate to the amount of time spent and the effort put in by the man to said performance.

So yeah, when do I get my nobel prize for this [censored]?

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um this whole theory is pretty obvious. you want a nobel prize for it?

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HELL YEAH BITCH, GIMME MY PRIZE!!!

[jokerthief]

I hearby present you with the Nobel Sex prize. Your prize:



She will be coming by your place between noon and 6 pm tomorrow to test out your theory.

[MEbenhoe]

[img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img] PORTMAN PORTMAN PORTMAN!!!!!!!!!!

BEST NOBEL PRIZE EVER!!!

[siccjay]

I bet she shaves the beaver.

[siccjay]

Congrats on the nobel prize BTW



^^^Is this even her? Who cares?

[MEbenhoe]

Natalie doesnt have a tattoo on her arm, so yeah, not her.

[IronDragon1]

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Congrats on the nobel prize BTW



^^^Is this even her? Who cares?



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Worst photoshopped hairline ever

[Warik]

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In situations where a man is performing orally on a woman, all other variables equal, the amount of hair present in the woman's pubic region is inversely proportionate to the amount of time spent and the effort put in by the man to said performance.

So yeah, when do I get my nobel prize for this [censored]?

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Complete opposite, actually. An overabundance of hair requires a substantial performance, while a lack thereof makes one's work a whole lot easier.

You lose. =)