I love party poker

[jmark]

My luck took a turn for the worse at 3/6, so I'm playing 1/2 for awhile to recover. Why did I ever leave?

Party Poker 1/2 Hold'em (10 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is SB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
UTG folds, UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 calls, MP1 calls, MP2 calls, MP3 calls, CO folds, Button calls, Hero completes, BB checks.

Flop: (7 SB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="blue">(7 players)</font>
Hero checks, BB checks, UTG+2 checks, MP1 checks, MP2 checks, MP3 checks, Button checks.

Turn: (3.50 BB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="blue">(7 players)</font>
Hero checks, BB checks, UTG+2 checks, MP1 checks, MP2 checks, MP3 checks, Button checks.

River: (3.50 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="blue">(7 players)</font>
Hero checks, BB checks, UTG+2 checks, MP1 checks, MP2 checks, MP3 checks, Button checks.

Final Pot: 3.50 BB

Results in white below: <font color="white">
Hero shows Qh 5h (two pair, aces and fives).
BB shows Td 7h (one pair, aces).
UTG+2 shows Ah 5s (full house, aces full of fives).
MP1 shows Jc 8h (one pair, aces).
MP2 shows 9c Tc (one pair, aces).
MP3 shows Kd Qs (one pair, aces).
Button shows Ks Jd (one pair, aces).
Outcome: UTG+2 wins 3.50 BB. </font>

[Goon2]

I read many things on the internet and think "That is funny", but I'm not laughing as I read.

I am currently laughing, actually laughing, at this hand.

XOXOXO Pary Poker.

[decigam]

Now that's a slowplay. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[Sent]

Hahah I would've said "nice pot"

-Sent

[TheHip41]

No way, you need a whole new category for this one. This is COMATOSE play. Seriously, did this guy fall asleep? Or maybe 3 c/r whiffs? LOL So dumb.

Derek

[Jaran]

Obviously UTG+2 was waiting for 6th street for someone to catch up so he could really get a lot of money. Is there any other way to play this hand?

-Jaran

[illunious]

[ QUOTE ]
Seriously, did this guy fall asleep?

[/ QUOTE ]

I joined a .5/1 table today and someone was complaining about a guy that hadn't put money into the pot for 2 hours.

He said the player was at $90 from folding blinds and joined with $100.

[kenewbie]

I hate to say it but I had a hand that looked a lot like this yesterday. Table was very agressive and I got a rare free play from the BB with 53o, 3 people in before me.

Flop comes J33 and I check intending to raise. Ofcourse, for the first time in 160 hands it checks through. Turn is a Q and I check again feeling pretty damn sure someone will bet this time. Ofcourse it checks through again. River is a 5 giving me a full house. Now the SB bets into me and all I can do is to call and get overcallers. Hows that for a total miss.

Noone said a word when I showed the full house to take it [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

k

[jmark]

My notes on this player before the hand was something like "loves to slowplay." After this hand I had to add about 20 exclamation marks.

[LeapingGnome]

Ha, I was at that table too, small world. I have no idea what that guy was doing, he just folded every hand. Maybe, just maybe, he is one of those pokeredge guys just gathering hand histories? Wouldn't it be more profitable to play while doing that?