The Kool-Aid Man - Random Thoughts

[sleight]

Once, in a dream, the kool-aid man kidnapped my dad. Enraged by his taunting, I felled him by striking him with rocks and foul words. No one elected to partake in his blood/sugar-flavored water.

[Clarkmeister]

Here's an interesting site with some Kool-Aid Man commentary.

Excerpt:

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KNOWN ENEMIES:
The thirsties; a ruthless race of spikey-haired gremlins with advanced weaponary and spacefaring technology light years ahead of our own, dedicated to making the citizens of earth tremble in minor inconvenience

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and this gem:

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Pure genius. An indestructable corporate mascot rips a hole through the side of your battlecruiser, exposing your entire crew to the vacuum of deep space, and your plan is to mildly dehydrate him.


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[brassnuts]

[Clarkmeister]

I have found at least one guy who thinks he is vulnerable to losing the liquid inside his pitcher-like form.

The other thing is, he is always busting through concrete walls while never causing injury to his fragile glass body.

Think about that...

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The other thing is, he is always busting through concrete walls while never causing injury to his fragile glass body.

Think about that...

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obviously they use foam for the commercials

[Eurotrash]

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1. Since he is exactly the same as the pitcher he is carrying, isn't it like he's ready to hand out his own blood?

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He's clearly a modern metaphor for Jesus.

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Hurry, Dynasty, move it to Science, Math and Philosophy!

[theben]

all i can think of is family guy...
oh no, oh no, oh no, OH YEAH

[DrPublo]

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3. Kinda like a giant cow handing out hamburgers on a tray, no?

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Except all the cows I know tell me to "eat more chikin".

The Doc

[Victor]

take it to science forum.....