The New Sex Chair

[HesseJam]

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You're right. The only reason I drink Jager is because of the German marketing machine, and not because it tastes good with red bull.

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I am not supposed to tell you but don't you see the signs? Jägermeister = German. Red Bull = Austrian. We had this explosive combination more than 60 years ago.

[PoBoy321]

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Real men shotgun Pabst, they don't drink Malibu, right?

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PBR might be worse than malibu, just because it tastes like piss. It's definitely less gay though.

Although if you are gay, I guess I could understand.

[mmbt0ne]

Ughh, if we're gonna talk about gay, allow me to reference my roommate. Not only does he still collect liquor bottles at 22, and displays them in the living room, but he does it with beer bottles/cans too. Apparently he's never seen an alcohol container before.

Among the manly brands he's polished off and saved:
Parrot Bay Pineapple Rum
Cruzan Mango Rum
2 bottles of wine (WINE!!)
Alize (sans hot french singer)

I'm getting a new roommate in May.

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i guess there is a time in everyones life when saving empty liquor bottles was cool.

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Generally, it's when you're too young to drink legally.

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I fixed your post.

[chaas4747]

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Alize (sans hot french singer)

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Is your roommate a [censored] rapper?

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I'm getting a new roommate in May.

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Good Idea.

[InchoateHand]

So when will the "New Sex Chair" be broken in?

[SackUp]

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So when will the "New Sex Chair" be broken in?

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I'm sure it already has been, by the only lover he will get in the chair...good old Rosy.

I'm suprised you think this chair will be great in a frat house?? You basically spent 1k to get a chair that will be pissed on, spilled on, barfed on, [censored] on (by someone other than you) and eventually burned. If you live in any real frat house this should be the history of every piece of furniture there. Thus you should really just put this chair in storage until you move on from the frat life.

Also to the phrase "totally tits," great use actually. I love any and all South Park references! It doesn't mean that it is the best thing ever, just that it is really good. Thus tits works way better here than "shaved vag" as the chair isn't the best ever, but it is damn good.

[adsman]

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Ughh, if we're gonna talk about gay, allow me to reference my roommate. Not only does he still collect liquor bottles at 22, and displays them in the living room, but he does it with beer bottles/cans too. Apparently he's never seen an alcohol container before.

Among the manly brands he's polished off and saved:
Parrot Bay Pineapple Rum
Cruzan Mango Rum
2 bottles of wine (WINE!!)
Alize (sans hot french singer)

I'm getting a new roommate in May.

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Parrot Bay Pineapple Rum?? That just sounds like the most revolting thing I've ever heard of. You don't have to get a new roommate. He's going to poison himself in no time.

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Shouldn't you vaccuum before putting down a new piece of furniture? [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

[InchoateHand]

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Shouldn't you vaccuum before putting down a new piece of furniture? [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

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I dunno. Is this a law or something?