I'm too young to dye

[Cancer Merchant]

Took a couple days off from shaving. On one hand, the parts that were still blonde as a kid are still blonde, and the goatee area is still black. No problem so far.

Then I notice The Outlier. He's a little different than his black neighbors. Kinda pale. Ashen, in fact. What's a grey hair doing in there? And why does he have a friend?

I'm still on the happy side of 30, but now I'm worried. Should I start buying stock in Just For Men?