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Old 06-01-2005, 08:50 PM
-Skeme- -Skeme- is offline
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Default Re: Has anyone seen The Longest Yard?

I don't watch Sandler's movies anymore.
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Old 06-01-2005, 09:02 PM
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Default Re: Has anyone seen The Longest Yard?

Better than I thought it would be, some funny stuff in there. What kills me is Sandler trying to be the badass in the movie, give me a [censored] break.
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Old 06-01-2005, 10:38 PM
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Default Re: Has anyone seen The Longest Yard?

The original one was really good, very worth a rental.

The new one has a very funny, and not positive, review on Ebert's site. He basically says he recommended it at first but then realized how truly low his standards had dropped and how lousy it was.
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Old 06-01-2005, 10:39 PM
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Default Re: Has anyone seen The Longest Yard?

nope, but i see the longest 3 inches every time i pee.
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Old 06-01-2005, 10:42 PM
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Default Re: Has anyone seen The Longest Yard?

I would like to but I have this rule concerning movies.

I can watch a movie that includes Goldberg in the cast.
I can watch a movie that includes Stone Cold Steve Austin in the cast.
However I cannot watch a movie that includes both.
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Old 06-01-2005, 11:18 PM
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Default Re: Has anyone seen The Longest Yard?

I saw it with some of the kids I work with (their pick).

Had some pretty funny one liners, as mentioned. Decent sports movie. I never saw the original. Sandler was a miscast but not quite as bad as some people think.

The thing at the beginning with the drunk driving was funny.

There were a lot of good jokes, basically what's ruining it for the old-school Sandler fans is that this character is a total alien compared to back then. The movie doesn't have that all-encompassing absurdism and donktasticality that his great comedies have, so you wonder if he might want you to take parts of it seriously (which you shouldn't).

I had to piss so bad through the last twenty minutes of this movie I literally had trouble walking out of the theater. I was having back spasms.

The knockers on his girlie were unbelievable. Unbelievably fake, but still.

NT
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