Legal Notice to Microlimits forum

[AdamL]

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you're all screwed, i've already patented equals.

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You can't patent equals. That's ridiculous.



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[Saint_D]

I have now patented the process of getting a patent.

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I patented my namesake, pretty much every 400hands or so, everyone owes me. ah screw it, i'm patenting middleset, topset .. 3set(for the times you turn it), and 4thset(for the donkeys here that chase to the river) so what every 150hands I get payed .01 each

[Bradyams]

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I patented my namesake, pretty much every 400hands or so, everyone owes me. ah screw it, i'm patenting middleset, topset .. 3set(for the times you turn it), and 4thset(for the donkeys here that chase to the river) so what every 150hands I get payed .01 each

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I patented top pair.

You guys are screwed. I accept Pokerstars, and NETeller transfers.

[britspin]

I've trademarked the phrases "nh", "wp" and "gg".

So remember, from now on it's "nh(tm)" or i'll sue your asses.

[just2pimp]

ill take a patent on bad beats while we're at it

[Bradyams]

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ill take a patent on bad beats while we're at it

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If you do that, the whole forum will go broke.

nh...er I mean...nh(tm)

[VoraciousReader]

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ill take a patent on bad beats while we're at it

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Does that mean we can never receive a bad beat unless you license us???

How much do I have to pay you to "lose" my license application? Do you take VISA? NetTeller? Sklansky bucks? Please PM me with details right away!