I got beat up by my neighbor...

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Light up a cigarette, it'll make him nervous.

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i was thinking this or maybe the inside of his ear. that would hurt. a lot.

[Sponger15SB]

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Light up a cigarette, it'll make him nervous.

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[MonkeeMan]

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I say you start up a conversation about how you used to get picked on when you were younger, and how you've recently decided to seek revenge upon everyone that wronged you. After explaining that, he'll likely be silent. Sucker punch him and then light up a cigarette after you SIIHP.

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[Boris]

nice man. kick his ass. Revenge is a dish best served cold.

Maybe you can smack around one of his kids.

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Maybe you can smack around one of his kids.

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now that would be one hell of a neighborhood

[Dominic]

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Maybe you can smack around one of his kids.

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Brilliant!

and in twenty years, the cycle of senseless violence can continue....this is always a good thing.

[JihadOnTheRiver]

I really can't believe you guys don't see the humor in this. Guy beats up on a kid, kid gets bigger, guy can no longer beat up on kid, hilarity ensues.

Also, I never said I was planning on punching the guy. Just that I feel like it. You guys really need to grow down.

[gamblore99]

From what I gather you are like 30-35, and this guy is now like mid 50's. Beating him up for something he did 20 years ago seems really stupid unless he does something similiar.

[InchoateHand]

From what I gather, Jihad is nowhere near 30-35, and I cry for my children if I'm wrong (and I go and beat up one of his if you are right).