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#11
05-14-2005, 04:55 PM
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Re: You know you\'re a poker addict when..........
You know you're a poker addict when....
You post this question on the 2+2 forum (inanevoyage). You understood the jokes and thought the answers to this question where actually funny (PokerProdigy). 
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#12
05-14-2005, 05:10 PM
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Re: You know you\'re a poker addict when..........
If you've ever asked someone if they know how to hook up multiple monitors to one computer
If you tell your friends how excited you were last night because you met some girls at the casino that were loose/aggressive, loose/passive, or tight/passive; but that you hated the tight/aggressive one.
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#13
05-14-2005, 11:53 PM
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Re: You know you\'re a poker addict when..........
You know "nice pot" used to have some other meaning, but cannot remember what it was.
You're checking out at the grocery store and ask for "Time" has you look for correct change. You have no idea what time the sun sets. The following statements trigger reality checks so severe that you think you warped into the conversation from the Twilight Zone: Your wife asks you to "check the blinds" ... The radio announces a "Big Slck" on the freeway ... Marsha Brady says "I've got the nuts" ... Your date asks "What position do you like?" ... or was it something about a "Montana Banana" ... your Mother wants you to go to the store "on 4th Street" ... - Louie
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#14
05-15-2005, 04:22 AM
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Re: You know you\'re a poker addict when..........
I enjoyed those reality checks.
Believe me, i can relate.
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#17
05-16-2005, 10:48 PM
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Re: You know you\'re a poker addict when..........
You accept your companies offer of transfer to the office they are opening in Las Vegas. But, turn down the fat promotion because it requires 60+ hours a week.At least that's what I did today [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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#19
05-16-2005, 11:56 PM
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Re: You know you\'re a poker addict when..........
You get the closest parking spot to the building/door/whatever, and proudly boast that you have "the nut parking spot". I've actually done this...and was rightfully laughed at.
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#20
05-17-2005, 12:53 AM
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Re: You know you\'re a poker addict when..........
. . . if you have ever quoted Bill Fillmaff.
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