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Re: Post Your Favorite Funny Saying
that went through me like bacon through a duck
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"Opinions are like a..holes, everyone’s got one."
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"Opinions are like a..holes, everyone’s got one." [/ QUOTE ] a friend of mine used to say "Excuses are like elbows...everyone has one." always thought that was a little random, but funny at the same time. |
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he couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel
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happier than a dog with two dicks
(i realize its almost the same as the op billy goat thing, but this is much funnier) |
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i forgot to mention "tighter than a ten year old"
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Sweatin' like a whore in church.
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"She's dumber than a bag o' hammers"
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"And if a frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass a'hoppin!"
From Raising Arizona...makes no sense, yet is always appropriate. |
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