Girl strips for dorm at Canadian University -NSFW link

DaveKForty7 · #1 12-15-2005, 03:19 AM

I can up this story.

Buddy of mine at a different school was turning 19. Popular enough guy, but in the sense that everyone knew him because he's, well, a joke. Every group has one, the 'did you hear about xxxx?... oh xxxx' kinda guy.

Anyways, my buddy, we'll call him Joe, was turning 19. Now, Joe's friends didn't wanna see Joe turn 19 with his virginity intact, so they decided to buy Joe a hooker. Not being pro Johns, they hooker they found ended up being very skanky, with some sort of giant birthmark/std on her back.

Anyways, long story short, Joe's party, stripper shows, gives Joe a lap dance, pictures are taken, foreplay begins, pictures are taken, they move it to the bedroom where Joe's V-card is stripped from him, stripper leaves.

ALSO, it should be known that for some reason, Joe decided to eat her out, who knows why, and who knows why he did it in front of the camera.

ALSO, to this day, it's unsure if Joe ever went to get tested, he says he did, but it's Joe so you never know.

ALSO, as if Joe's chances of ever getting laid again weren't bad enough already, every single person Joe ever meets for the rest of his life, has heard every detail of this story, and seen the pictures that go with it.

#2 12-15-2005, 03:22 AM

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I can up this story.

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so joe is the joke of the group and you are the topper huh?

DaveKForty7 · #3 12-15-2005, 03:26 AM

I have no idea what a topper is.

#4 12-15-2005, 03:28 AM

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I have no idea what a topper is.

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really? well i think you can use the context clues of my post to figure it out.

man · #5 12-15-2005, 03:29 AM

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pics?

irishpint · #6 12-15-2005, 03:34 AM

its time like this when i enjoy having a girlfriend. i can look at these pictures and enjoy them, however at the end of the night i'm having sex with a beautiful girl rather than beating off to this donkey.

Re: the pictures. If she was just standing naked somewhere she wouldn't be anything great I dont think. But the fact that she got naked and did this in front of people and for the camera is really hot, me thinks.

#7 12-15-2005, 03:43 AM

irish - its 2:23 am, when does the night end?

edit: I cant read, 2:34 am.

irishpint · #8 12-15-2005, 03:51 AM

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irish - its 2:23 am, when does the night end?

edit: I cant read, 2:34 am.

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11:50 in Washington. And have finals tomorrow.
Thanks for checking up on me!

MrFeelNothin · #9 12-15-2005, 05:58 AM

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its time like this when i enjoy having a girlfriend. i can look at these pictures and enjoy them, however at the end of the night i'm having sex with a beautiful girl rather than beating off to this donkey.

Re: the pictures. If she was just standing naked somewhere she wouldn't be anything great I dont think. But the fact that she got naked and did this in front of people and for the camera is really hot, me thinks.

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your girlfriend is in arizona. give this man his third star.