Top ten signs you are a bad pokerplayer - Page 2

#11 02-17-2002, 08:17 AM

People go out of their way to invite you to their home games.

When your car is in the shop the cardroom manager sends you a complimentary limo.

#12 02-18-2002, 07:55 PM

you don't even know how much you are stuck.

you see somebody show a tough fold against another player, but they call you down with Qhigh just because its you...

3-6 players move to your 20-40 table...

railbirds ask for loans so they can get in your game.

the dealer gives you 3 cards accidentally and everybody says its ok.

#13 02-19-2002, 04:03 AM

#14 02-19-2002, 05:06 AM

How much do you have to win to get even for the year?

#15 02-20-2002, 01:57 AM

How about you play 22 stronger B4 the flop than AK since 22 is a 'better' hand.

#16 02-21-2002, 10:08 PM

You complain to a friend that you're stuck 5000 and he replies "Wow, you musta caught a heater!"

#17 02-22-2002, 06:28 PM

Full table draws straws to see who gives up their seat to you!