Somewhat Insulting Fortune Cookie

[siccjay]

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I just finished my meal from Panda Express. My fortune cookie said:

"Your judgement is a little off at this time."

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Even the fortune cookie knows that you are still into the airport chick.

[bwana devil]

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I just finished my meal from Panda Express. My fortune cookie said:

"Your judgement is a little off at this time."


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here's my pet peeve w/ this fortune cookie and others like them these days: that's not a freakin fortune!!

you ever notice that? every time the "fortune" will just be some lame statement about your personality. i didnt want to read a horoscope. i wanted to foresee my future damnit!!

bwana

[-Skeme-]

Panda Express has the WORST fortunate cookies ever. They aren't even fortune cookies, they just make a poor attempt to tell you something about yourself. They should call them prediction cookies.. yes.

[tonypaladino]

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It should have said, "You should stop boring people with stupid meaningless crap. SIIHP."

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Nice First Day. Welcome

[SossMan]

....in bed!

hahahahahahahahahlololol!!!!!!!one!!!1111

[ChipWrecked]

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It should have said, "You should stop boring people with stupid meaningless crap. SIIHP."

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Nice First Day. Welcome

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No. This is probably Alobar.

[whiskeytown]

there's a fairly well known chinese place in Dinkytown (Minneapolis college area) - called the Village Wok - I used to take girls there when I wanted them to have some good chinese food.

I take a girl there - we get our cookies - and I'm wondering where it will lead maybe with me and her....

and my cookie had NO FORTUNE - completely empty - in short, I had no future...

very, very appropriate - and more correct then anything a slip of paper would have said....

was funny though - she laughed - I'm sure that laughter was a comfort to her weeks later when she prepared her "I just want to be friends with you " speech.

RB

[chuddo]

it beats "you are a limp-dicked pansy". or just a thumbs down.

[ChipWrecked]

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I take a girl there - we get our cookies -

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This is funny.

[smurfitup]

shouldn't it be spelled "judgment"?