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Old 04-22-2005, 09:33 PM
bkholdem bkholdem is offline
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Default Algebraic proof that women are evil.

Algebraic proof that women are evil:

W = Women
T = Time
M = Money
E = Evil

W = TM
T = M
W = M^2
M = E^(1/2)
W = E^(2/2)
W = E

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Here it is in mundane english:
Women equal Time and Money
Time is Money
Substituting Money for Time, Women now equal Money squared.
Money is the root of all evil
Subsitiuting Evil for Money, Women equal the root of Evil squared.
Simplifying the root of Evil squared, Women are Evil.
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Old 04-22-2005, 09:44 PM
ThinkQuick ThinkQuick is offline
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Default Re: Algebraic proof that women are evil.

Thank you for bringing this novel mathematical proposition to me. I have not yet seen it this month on 2+2 or in my traverses across the net
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Old 04-24-2005, 11:08 PM
PokerAce PokerAce is offline
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Default Re: Algebraic proof that women are evil.

Okay, okay, enough is enough. Where do people get "money = root of all evil?" The bible? Nope, WRONG!

This just kind of gets under my skin. Growing up for 18 years in a Christian household, I know for a fact that:

The LOVE of money is the root of all evil.

Come on people, if you're going to do it, do it right. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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By the way, don't rip my head off. This is a joke.
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Old 04-24-2005, 11:35 PM
"spaceman"Bryce "spaceman"Bryce is offline
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Default Re: Algebraic proof that women are evil.

I think women are nice.You need to stay away from vegas.
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Old 04-25-2005, 12:43 AM
Subfallen Subfallen is offline
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Default Re: Algebraic proof that women are evil.

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Thank you for bringing this novel mathematical proposition to me. I have not yet seen it this month on 2+2 or in my traverses across the net

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lol, nh
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Old 04-25-2005, 02:58 AM
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Default Re: Algebraic proof that women are evil.

I thought it was the love of women is the root of all negative money.
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Old 04-27-2005, 09:21 PM
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Default Re: Algebraic proof that women are evil.

For many on this forum, I would wager that Women = (-1)^(1/2)
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Old 04-27-2005, 11:12 PM
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Default Re: Algebraic proof that women are evil.

Imagine that.
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Old 04-27-2005, 11:50 PM
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Default Re: Algebraic proof that women are evil.

I spent 90% of my money on hard whiskey and loose women. The other 10% I wasted.
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Old 04-27-2005, 11:52 PM
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Default Re: Algebraic proof that women are evil.

If women equal time and money this line should read:
W=T+M.
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