OT: Happy "B" Day to Beef & 66's

[skipperbob]

Put on your Party Hats and celibrate being celibate [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[SlackerMcFly]

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I have a bad beat. Tomorrow is my 33rd birthday, does anyone want to celibate with me?


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Beefie posted this in the Bad Beat thread. I'm pretty sure that he isn't anywhere near 33 and (to hear him talk) would implode if he was forced to be celibate for more than 1.5 days at a time.

Bad beat indeed for Sixes, though..... [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] Happy Day Suited!

[johnnybeef]

My bday is a few days after STTFII.

[raptor517]

yer all so.. old.. holla

[johnnybeef]

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I have a bad beat. Tomorrow is my 33rd birthday, does anyone want to celibate with me?


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Beefie posted this in the Bad Beat thread. I'm pretty sure that he isn't anywhere near 33 and (to hear him talk) would implode if he was forced to be celibate for more than 1.5 days at a time.

Bad beat indeed for Sixes, though..... [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] Happy Day Suited!

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You know, I just recognized my error in tge syntax of that post. It is a shame that I can't edit it, as I don't want Irie to think that I'm a sh*tty poker player. [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

[SuitedSixes]

Thank you, thank you all. Here is my week in a nutshell:

Friday: 5th Wedding Anniversary and court-Mandated marriage counselling followed by blind date which made me realize: A) I am a 33-year-old overweight professional poker player and I can't be choosy B) Middle-age women are easy C)I am at a place in my life where I should be happy about B but can't because I am used to banging hot 22-26 year olds (who by now are middle-aged horny 34 year olds).

Saturday early AM: Date was wasted and wanted all of 6's. I lied to avoid having sex WTF? She passed out on floor and Bones was unwilling to help with disposal.

Sunday: The Lord's Day, I rested.

Monday: Let three-year old help with Neteller ATM withdrawal, she ended up (I am NOT making this up) pushing $800 BACK INTO THE ATM!!! Money will be available in 45 days after investigation. Had to call in about my 12th favor (11 too many) from a very kind soul.

Today: Paid $2800 + $1100 for car repair and subsequent rental car on on a vehicle that is probably worth $1500. Contine to clean and sanitize house because, despite the fact that I am 33-years-old my family has no idea that I am a professional poker player. So . . .

Tomorrow: Happy Birthday to me, I am going to pretend to go to work and meet SlackerMcMyLifeIsNotAsBadAsYours for an AM tourney and some ring game action. Followed by a family dinner at the Outback.

I am actually doing quite well.

[skipperbob]

You forgot the part about winning a Mini-Step 5 tonight [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[microbet]

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middle-aged horny 34 year olds).

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Don't you go calling 34 middle-aged!

Same age as I am below (older than 34):

[SuitedSixes]

I probably would not have turned down Ms. Berry.

*Added Poker Content to not offend the easily offendable: In the last week I have finished 1st, 3rd, 5th, 6th, and 7th in MS5s with a 4th in an S5.

*Added that it could be worse, Yugo could have moved into my neighborhood and stopped by to borrow a cup of companionship.

[cleinen]

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*Added that it could be worse, Yugo could have moved into my neighborhood and stopped by to borrow a cup of companionship.

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Hate to be the guy with that problem