Funny ass line at the table last week

[ChicagoTroy]

Resorts East Chicago 10/20. OBG (Old Black Gent) was at a bad beat table in the 1/5 stud and is redistributing his share of the jackpot to us. He keeps complaining about the river. "Damn River!." Funny thing is, he picks his cards up off the table, so I know what he's holding about 80% of the time (yes, I reminded him to protect his hand, he's not). The river usually isn't affecting the outcome. "River screwed me again!."

Finally, he loses a big pot against a table coach where they both flopped sets and OBG's was smaller.

"F-ing River!!!! F'd again by the F-ing River!"

Table coach, points out, "Sir, you were drawing to one card after the flop came out."

OBG yells, "And the damn river didn't give it to me!"