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Old 12-24-2005, 03:53 AM
Rod Jr Rod Jr is offline
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Default A poker joke that rocks the table

When ever I win a pot and then someone says, "Nice hand." I always say, "Thanks I just got a manicure."

One time this guy was laughing and he farted in his pants. Try it, it brings down the house.
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Old 12-24-2005, 03:59 AM
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Default Re: A poker joke that rocks the table

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL TY FOR THE GREAT FIRST POST
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Old 12-24-2005, 04:06 AM
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Default Re: A poker joke that rocks the table

Try

"Thanks, I use them to masturbate."

and see how the table reacts


but the sad thing is I will try this joke out with my friends soon.
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Old 12-24-2005, 04:07 AM
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Default Re: A poker joke that rocks the table

np, glad you got a kick out of it. First time i heard it, i about died.
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Old 12-24-2005, 04:18 AM
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Default Re: A poker joke that rocks the table

LOL
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Old 12-24-2005, 04:36 AM
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hahaha awesome.
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Old 12-24-2005, 06:29 AM
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when i fart, it isn't very funny. I must suck.
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Old 12-24-2005, 08:51 AM
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That was funny?...even Big Steve would think that this joke was lame.
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Old 12-24-2005, 12:39 PM
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I don't get it?
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Old 12-24-2005, 01:38 PM
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I don't know why, but that is hilarious!! For a groaner, that one is awesome!
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