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Old 11-13-2005, 08:05 PM
MrWookie47 MrWookie47 is offline
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Default No Content Contest Finals!

Here they are, folks. Your picks for the best comedic gold to date. Since this is the finals, the voting will be slightly different. All votes must be registered as either replies in this thread or to me via PM. Since Something Clever has two finalists, if you vote for either, be sure to distinguish between either the passive moran or the suckout. All other finalists can be voted for just by telling me their name. Vote for your favorite based on whatever criteria you think apply. Voting runs from now until 8 pm EST 11/14/2005.

From Something Clever:

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Win or lose, this always puts a hop in my step.

PokerStars 2/4 Hold'em (6 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is MP with T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
UTG calls, Hero calls, CO calls, Button calls, SB completes, BB checks.

Flop: (6 SB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(6 players)</font>
SB checks, BB checks, UTG checks, Hero checks, CO checks, Button checks.

Turn: (3 BB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(6 players)</font>
SB checks, BB checks, UTG checks, Hero checks, CO checks, Button checks.

River: (3 BB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(6 players)</font>
SB checks, BB checks, UTG checks, Hero checks, CO checks, Button checks.

Final Pot: 3 BB

Results:
SB has Ac Qc (full house, queens full of aces).
BB has 7c Th (one pair, queens).
UTG has 6c 5d (one pair, queens).
Hero has Ts Jc (one pair, queens).
CO has Td Kd (one pair, queens).
Button has 3d Jd (one pair, queens).
Outcome: SB wins 3 BB.

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From Something Clever:

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I suckout nearly perfect perfect straight flush over flopped quads. I play good.

UTG has 99.67% equity on the flop. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

PokerStars 2/4 Hold'em (6 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is BB with 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">UTG raises</font>, MP calls, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, SB calls $3 (All-In), Hero calls.

Flop: (8 SB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players, 1 all-in)</font>
Hero checks, UTG checks, MP checks.

Turn: (4 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players, 1 all-in)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, UTG calls, MP folds.

River: (6 BB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 1 all-in)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG caps</font>, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 14 BB

Results:
SB has Qd 9d (flush, queen high).
Hero has 4d Ad (straight flush, seven high).
UTG has 7s 7c (four of a kind, sevens).
Outcome: Hero wins 14 BB.

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From Redd:

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Quoted from one of Wookie's numerous drunken rants last night:

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Party sucks my slightly smaller than averacge cock

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Now THAT is a bad beat.

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From Jersey Tom:

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And I forgot about this one... my all-time favorite!! This has to be considered for top prize...


Tom

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Old 11-13-2005, 08:11 PM
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Default Re: No Content Contest Finals!

Redd on Wookie's "marginal holding"
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Old 11-13-2005, 08:17 PM
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Default Re: No Content Contest Finals!

Something_Clever's ultimate slowplay/passive moran
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Old 11-13-2005, 08:32 PM
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Default Re: No Content Contest Finals!

damnit what happened to raillery's drunken rant?

[img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

i guess i vote for sc's passive moran then
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Old 11-13-2005, 08:32 PM
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Default Re: No Content Contest Finals!

Jersey Tom, all the way.
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Old 11-13-2005, 08:59 PM
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Default Re: No Content Contest Finals!

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Something_Clever's ultimate slowplay/passive moran

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Old 11-13-2005, 09:16 PM
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Redd on Wookie's "marginal holding"

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Old 11-13-2005, 09:27 PM
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I have to give it to Something Clever for the SB's brilliant play of the full house.
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Old 11-13-2005, 09:35 PM
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Something Clever's ultimate suckout with the straight flush. I just like suckouts. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
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Old 11-13-2005, 09:39 PM
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Something Clever's ultimate suckout with the straight flush. I just like suckouts. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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Okay, here's one for you...(not as good as SC's):
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