My auntie came to visit

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My girlfriend is chinese and she told me this today when she got her period, I laughed, what are other strange references to menstrual fluid you've heard. Post your experiences please

[diebitter]

I think it's a cute expression.


I've heard a pussy called an Aunt Mary or Aunt Fanny before...



Better than some from round 'ere

Got the painters in
On the blob
Rag week
the 'no bathing flags' are flying

[bugstud]

communists

[rusty JEDI]

blow job week

[siccjay]

Crimson Wave

[jakethebake]

her period

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her period

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what? okay, explain this one, Im not getting it.

[diebitter]

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blow job week

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You lucky, lucky, lucky bugger

[private joker]

The "auntie" comes from the term Aunt Flo. For "flow" of blood.

I've usually heard it referred to: "Holy crap, I'm bleeding from the crotch! Now get out of my face you pig! I hate you! I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, I love you!"

[Kanchi]

When I read 'my auntie came to visit' and 'my girlfriend is Chinese' I first thought it was going to be about you just learning 'Hello Auntie' and 'Hello Uncle' as a way to greet.

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