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10-15-2005, 07:48 PM
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Re: The Granny 9000
When I read the heading, I thought the Granny 9000 was going to be her new brand of vibrators.
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10-15-2005, 07:53 PM
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Re: The Granny 9000
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When I read the heading, I thought the Granny 9000 was going to be her new brand of vibrators. [/ QUOTE ] the GRANNY 9000 was a prosthetic strap-on penis that was electrically powered. after 18 emergency scrotum amputations and 3 deaths we were forced by the FTC to discontinue its sale. 
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#4
10-15-2005, 07:58 PM
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Re: The Granny 9000
What? You didn't hire a team of lobbyists like the Segway company?
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#5
10-15-2005, 08:00 PM
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Re: The Granny 9000
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the GRANNY 9000 was a prosthetic strap-on penis that was electrically powered. after 18 emergency scrotum amputations and 3 deaths we were forced by the FTC to discontinue its sale. [/ QUOTE ] Rad. Now I currently have a "real penis" (albeit small). Is there anyway I can contact someone on the black fake penis market so that I can enjoy the benefits? I hear that black ones are bigger.
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10-15-2005, 08:13 PM
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Re: The Granny 9000
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ] When I read the heading, I thought the Granny 9000 was going to be her new brand of vibrators. [/ QUOTE ] the GRANNY 9000 was a prosthetic strap-on penis that was electrically powered. after 18 emergency scrotum amputations and 3 deaths we were forced by the FTC to discontinue its sale. [/ QUOTE ] Does it have a pasta maker attachment? That could be a deal maker for me.
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#8
10-15-2005, 08:17 PM
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Re: The Granny 9000
Congrats GM on your 9000th!
1000 more posts and the 10k post bonus will finally be released!
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#9
10-15-2005, 08:52 PM
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Congrats GM on your 9000th! 1000 more posts and the 10k post bonus will finally be released! [/ QUOTE ] Too bad the bonus expired last week. Shucks, so close yet so far. That 50 bucks would have been so nice.
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