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09-16-2005, 11:20 AM
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It\'s that time of year again!
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09-16-2005, 11:25 AM
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Re: It\'s that time of year again!
Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day
(We came up with these in an effort to interest The Other Dave (Letterman) in TLAPD. His staff liked 'em, but alas, his show was"dark" the week of Sept. 19.) 10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly? 9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm? 8. Come on up and see me urchins. 7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you. 6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon. 5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole? 4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder? 3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free. 2. Well blow me down? And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is … 1. Prepare to be boarded.
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09-16-2005, 11:29 AM
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Re: It\'s that time of year again!
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Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day (We came up with these in an effort to interest The Other Dave (Letterman) in TLAPD. His staff liked 'em, but alas, his show was"dark" the week of Sept. 19.) 10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly? 9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm? 8. Come on up and see me urchins. 7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you. 6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon. 5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole? 4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder? 3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free. 2. Well blow me down? And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is … 1. Prepare to be boarded. [/ QUOTE ] On Monday DAIHL should replace SIIHP.
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09-16-2005, 11:32 AM
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Re: It\'s that time of year again!
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Arrgggghhh!  [/ QUOTE ] This is so funny I spit orange juice all over my keyboard. Now every key is sticky except one - you guessed it - RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
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09-16-2005, 12:12 PM
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Re: It\'s that time of year again!
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09-16-2005, 12:41 PM
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Re: It\'s that time of year again!
a guy is sitting at a bar minding his own business when a pirate walks in with his fly open and a steering wheel sticking out his pants.
the pirate sits next to the guy and the guy notices his eye patch, hook, peg leg and full pirate regalia.The man ponders the the different embellishments and thinks baout all the great stories the pirate must have about them, but cannot understand what the steering wheel is for, so he strikes up a conversation, "Hey priate, how'd you get that eye patch?" "Arr, me bird plucked mine eye out!" "And what about that hook?" "Arr, a shark 10 foot long ate my hand off!" "...And the peg leg?" "Me leg was taken off by a cannonball!" "The eye patch, hook, and peg leg are all understandable, but why do you have a steering wheel sticking out your fly?" "Aye, it drives me NUTS!"
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