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Old 10-05-2005, 05:57 PM
beernutz beernutz is offline
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Default Re: So if I don\'t pay my taxes...then what??

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Lol. Nice one.
I actually live in the UK at the moment.
I don't understand though how the US government is expecting taxes from something that is supposed to be illegal. Do they tax drug dealers as well?

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I assume you don't know the history of Al Capone.
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Old 10-05-2005, 06:05 PM
mattw mattw is offline
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Default Re: So if I don\'t pay my taxes...then what??

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I'll pay my taxes when

A. We are out of Iraq
B. Our Representives both Republican and Democrat stop being bought corporation whores..
C. We get some fiscal responsibility..
D. Bush is out of office

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A and D will happen due to the passage of time. B and C will never happen.

you will pay your taxes when you get caught.
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Old 10-05-2005, 06:09 PM
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ITS PEOPLE LIKE YOU WHO MAKE MY TAX DOLLARS GO UP. PAY YOUR FRIGGIN' TAXES MAN, SERIOUSLY.
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Old 10-05-2005, 06:10 PM
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Default Re: So if I don\'t pay my taxes...then what??

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I've never paid taxes on my poker income and never intend to do so.

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Manny: "Mang, it can't be that bad you know, its not like Cuva you know?"

Tony: "Hey what the f**k you talkin..."

Manny: "Man, the jails are like f**king hotels here."

Tony: "The f**k you kidding me? you f**king high or what?"

Sheffield: "I'll delay the trial, a year and a half, two years; you won't even start doing time..."

Tony: "F**k you, f**k you mang, I'm not going back into the cage, OK? No way! I've been there..."

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Post Of The Century.

P.S. You forgot to add this-
Tony (to Lopez): You? Giving me orders? Amigo, the only thing in this world that gives orders is balls. You got that? Balls.
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Old 10-05-2005, 06:24 PM
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Default Re: So if I don\'t pay my taxes...then what??

My personal favorites from this incredible movie:

"I eat octopus three times a day. I got octopus comin' outta my f**kin' ears, mang."

"You know I can't even have a kid with her mang. Her womb is *so polluted*, I can't even have a f**kin' little baby with her."
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Old 10-05-2005, 06:37 PM
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Default Re: So if I don\'t pay my taxes...then what??

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P.S. You forgot to add this-
Tony (to Lopez): You? Giving me orders? Amigo, the only thing in this world that gives orders is balls. You got that? Balls.

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That was a great line, but for the purposes of this thread, my focus was on the scene where Tony has been indicted by the IRS for tax evasion.
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Old 10-05-2005, 08:01 PM
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I would only pay if my only source of income was from poker. Then you couldn't hide that income. But if you have a full time job and make money on the side playing poker, i would say don't pay and be smart about it.
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Old 10-05-2005, 08:54 PM
BigBaitsim (milo) BigBaitsim (milo) is offline
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Default Re: So if I don\'t pay my taxes...then what??

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I would only pay if my only source of income was from poker. Then you couldn't hide that income. But if you have a full time job and make money on the side playing poker, i would say don't pay and be smart about it.

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I made the princely sum of $6000 playing poker last year. It shows up on my 1040.
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Old 10-05-2005, 09:14 PM
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I would only pay if my only source of income was from poker. Then you couldn't hide that income. But if you have a full time job and make money on the side playing poker, i would say don't pay and be smart about it.

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I made the princely sum of $6000 playing poker last year. It shows up on my 1040.

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Well it wouldn't of showed up on mine.
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Old 10-05-2005, 09:21 PM
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Default Re: So if I don\'t pay my taxes...then what??

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I'll pay my taxes when

A. We are out of Iraq
B. Our Representives both Republican and Democrat stop being bought corporation whores..
C. We get some fiscal responsibility..
D. Bush is out of office

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You are dumb. Taxes pay for parks, museums, schools, and social security (to name a few things). If you don't pay your taxes you are getting a free ride of the backs of your fellow citizens. If you can live with that, fine, but don't use the current administration as an excuse not to pay. It's just crappy logic.
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