How do you insult this guy?

[ZZZ]

"Nice personality. What junior high school do you attend?"

[kurosh]

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Why in the world would you need to insult him?!

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Yugoslav

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I would feel the need to do something hurtful towards him to avenge my wife and I think most people feel the same.

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What did he say?

It would seem pretty obvious what he did stands on it's own as being ridiculously jerkish.

What is your relationship with this guy/couple? From work? Random guy at bar?

As Dynasty mentioned more details here would at least begin to illustrate exactly what kind of response would be best.

Generally I don't really ever feel the need to do something hurtful to someone else. If I do it's on accident b/c I'm just a huge idiot.

Yugoslav

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He said something insulting, at a cocktail party, and he's an acquaintance.

This didn't actually happen. I just run through a lot of scenarios in my head when I have time to think.

[M2d]

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Try to guilt him into paying for plastic surgery for your wife's big fat nose.

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get him to throw in a boob job, too.

[SpearsBritney]

walk up close and say:

"why would you do that?..."

"what's so funny about that?..."

"that was incredibly rude.....no no no, don't run away."

<grabs shirt>

"Here we are minding our own business and you say something incredibly nasty."

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you're a jerk.

YOU'RE A JERK!

Does insulting women make you feel better about your limp dick?
or just kick him in the junk and laugh as he keels over

[MonkeeMan]

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This didn't actually happen. I just run through a lot of scenarios in my head when I have time to think.

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Is the part about your wife's nose real? Is the part about a wife real?

[kurosh]

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This didn't actually happen. I just run through a lot of scenarios in my head when I have time to think.

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Is the part about your wife's nose real? Is the part about a wife real?

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[fingokra]

What difference does it make? You're their all time best seller.

[twang]

I think you should hire someone to hack into this guys computer to collect some really personal information. Then it's just a matter of timing when to break the news about his zoophile affections.

[Noo Yawk]

The problem with guys like this is that you can't just make a verbal comeback. I'm not a violent guy, but at the same time I'm not one to let someone take shots at friends, family or sweethearts. This is a situation where a crack in the mouth is in order, and nobody around you will think otherwise. I doubt the guy will be abusing people publicly after a good old fashioned beating.

If you don't believe me, go make a bikers wife cry after publicly insulting her. See how long it takes you to learn some manners.