internet poker bad beat: the trouble is not with my set

[Homer]

Did you get that from an email or website?

I went to this new website called Google and typed in "Confucious say". [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[Homer]

What's with the name change? Are you about to announce the release of a new book or something?

Indeed. I will be making a formal announcement in the Books and Software forum sometime in the next few weeks.

-- Homer

[BaronVonCP]

Baseball wrong. Man with four balls can't walk.

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[ QUOTE ]
What's with the name change? Are you about to announce the release of a new book or something?

Indeed. I will be making a formal announcement in the Books and Software forum sometime in the next few weeks.

-- Homer

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"The Odyssey, Part Deux"

[Homer]

No, it is a totally original work. I can see that you are eager to hear more, so I'll let you in on some of the secret now. The book is called Micro-Limit Madness and it discusses how one can earn upwards of $40,000 per year with only a $500 starting bankroll, by 8-tabling .5/1 hold'em. Topics discussed include:

- Optimum bonus whoring

- Preflop strategy alterations

- Monitor specifications (resolution, dual monitors, etc.)

- Dealing with distractions (phone, hunger, needing to relieve yourself, jabbering spouse, etc.)

...and much, much more!

I don't want to release anymore information right now, but suffice to say, this book is sure to be an instant classic, right up there with John Patrick's Roulette: A Pro's Guide to Managing Your Money and Beating the Wheel and Frank Scoblete's Break the One-Armed Bandits!.

-- Homer

[Lori]

The book is called Micro-Limit Madness

I think the title sounds better as "Zoology. An animal's staple diet."

Lori

[bigpooch]