internet poker bad beat: the trouble is not with my set

[elysium]

hi everyone
when you finally do flop a set and show-down the winner, but they push the pot to the losing hand, the trouble is not with your set.

[Lori]

When this happens, I usually order extra medication and cut down on the Malibu.

Lori

[Homer]

Confucious say man who is jacking off into a peanut butter jar is [censored] nuts.

[Cosimo]

There is nothing wrong with your set. Do not attempt to drag the pot. We are in control of the rake. We control the horizontal and the vertical. Believe me, there is nothing wrong with your set. You are about to take an adventure. You are about to experience the awe which is associated with a journey to - The Micro Limits.

[Nelson]

Hey Homer,

Great line. What's with the name change? Are you about to announce the release of a new book or something?

"Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall."

[Cubswin]

Confucious say man who fart in church sit in own pew.

[Joe Tall]

ely,

Change your viewing options to 4-colored deck and save the hand histories to these hands for us.

I'm afraid online poker is too fast for you.

Peace,
Joe Tall

[bigpooch]

Did you get that from an email or website? [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Here's a few more one liners:

Subject: Extremely Sophisticated Humor, Compliments of Confucius

Confucius say:

Woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, gets titbit.

Man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth.

Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding the bag.

Man who kisses girl's behind, gets crack in face.

Passionate kiss like spider web -- lead to undoing of fly.

Man with holes in pants pockets, feels cocky all day.

Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night.

Virginity like balloon -- one prick, all gone.

Girl who rides bicycle, peddles ass all over town.

He who farts in church, sits in own pew.

Baseball all wrong -- man with four balls can't walk.

Man who live in glass house, dress in basement.

Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing.

Man with penis in peanut butter jar is [censored] nuts.

Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.

Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have shitty time.

Man who take lady on camping trip, have one intent.

[OrangeHeat]

Man who go to sleep with itchy butt, wake up with sticky finger...

from elementary school days

[Festus22]

I only know one:

He who f*cks in raspberry patch gets a$$ in jam.