the official bad beat and whining thread

[citanul]

i will be cellibate with you tomorrow!

[ace_in_the_hole]

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Just wait til ace_in_the_hole sees this.

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is there any way to keep a poster from viewing certain threads? i don't really want to see 50% of the posts from one user.

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I know, right!

If you can find >7 bad beat posts less than 1% of my total posts, I will give you 50 bucks.

[splashpot]

Ah yes. I overlooked the button folding part.

[downtown]

I got married (to an awesome girl + she's a Dr.), got a boatload of cash for presents along with other sweet presents, got a free upgrade to a pimp balla suite at the W Hotel here in Chicago for my wedding night, my friends threw me a ridiculous after-party, and finally, I am ridiculously happy.

BUT...

I don't get to go on my ridiculously sweet Carribean honeymoon until January and

I am breakeven for my last 200 55s!

Also I have to work the day after Thanksgiving. Bad beats!

Life is so unfair. Feel sorry for me?

[Freudian]

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I got married (to an awesome girl + she's a Dr.), got a boatload of cash for presents along with other sweet presents, got a free upgrade to a pimp balla suite at the W Hotel here in Chicago for my wedding night, my friends threw me a ridiculous after-party, and finally, I am ridiculously happy.

BUT...

I don't get to go on my ridiculously sweet Carribean honeymoon until January and

I am breakeven for my last 200 55s!

Also I have to work the day after Thanksgiving. Bad beats!

Life is so unfair. Feel sorry for me?

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No soup for you.

[bjb23]

not a bad beat post but i guess ill throw this in here because i thought it was funny.

this is a 55, btw.

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t150 (8 handed) converter

SB (t1340)
BB (t1015)
UTG (t1450)
UTG+1 (t940)
MP1 (t1700)
MP2 (t1330)
Hero (t855)
Button (t1370)

Preflop: Hero is CO with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
UTG calls t150, <font color="#666666">6 folds</font>, BB checks.

Flop: (t375) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
BB checks, UTG checks.

Turn: (t375) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
BB checks, UTG checks.

River: (t375) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
BB checks, UTG checks!!!!!

Final Pot: t375

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
BB has 2d Ah (three of a kind, kings).
UTG has Kc Td (four of a kind, kings).
Outcome: UTG wins t375. </font>

[Pasterbator]

haha value checking your nuts for Shania purposes?

[citanul]

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Just wait til ace_in_the_hole sees this.

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is there any way to keep a poster from viewing certain threads? i don't really want to see 50% of the posts from one user.

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I know, right!

If you can find &gt;7 bad beat posts less than 1% of my total posts, I will give you 50 bucks.

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dude, that's cuz i kept deleting them.

c

[pineapple888]

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I'm going home from college tomorrow for thanksgiving, but i dont have a computer at home with 4 tabling possibilities. So i need to bring home my computer, BUT I DONT HAVE ANY BOXES. ohhh how i hate desktops.

AND IM ON A 15 BUYIN DOWNSWING AT THE $33s. oh well.

/whine

Jason

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Latest trend: college students traveling with custom-made 2001FP backpacks. You heard it here first.

[lem45216]

I've just come back to sngs after a month working away and start of my new session (at a new limit ($22)) with a 20 buy in downswing. HOORAY!