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Old 11-16-2005, 04:20 PM
B00T B00T is offline
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Default Weirdest first date ever

So my friend im's me discussing what we are doin for this weekend. He starts talkin about some girls he was supposed to meet.

him: got a date on friday morning and another one friday night
him: what about you?
me: friday morning?
him: yeah, i took off work
him: i took off work to take a girl out
me: lol
me: who?
him: the one that was supposed to go to the Jets game with us
him: we are going out for breakfast, then to her gyno, then to get her a new license and after that, no idea
me: WHAT
me: her gyno?
him: yup
me: wtf
him: only day she could get an appointment
me: you are gonna meet this girl then sit in the gyno office while she has an appointment???
him: yeah, i will bring a golf magizine or something
him: she was joking around and asked if i wanted to take friday off to be her chaufer
him: so i said sure
him: i figure, if we can have at least a decent time friday doing odd thiings, we should have a great time doing fun things


I think this is a high risk, high reward situation. I can't possibly seeing this be a smart play. From what I have gathered he has never met this girl previously.
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Old 11-16-2005, 04:23 PM
waffle waffle is offline
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uh, taking off work to follow her around doing boring errands? might as well just tell her you're a wimp and beg her to let you hold her purse while she goes to the restroom.
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Old 11-16-2005, 04:23 PM
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Default Re: Weirdest first date ever

If she's the kind of girl that this will impress, he could easily get laid. If not, he's making a terrible mistake. But even if he beds her, he's only the second guy to be in her that day.
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Old 11-16-2005, 04:23 PM
miajag81 miajag81 is offline
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Wow.

Pics of the girl are obviously necessary.
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Old 11-16-2005, 04:24 PM
samjjones samjjones is offline
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Default Re: Weirdest first date ever

Even if your guy seals the deal, he won't be the first dude inside her that day.

Damn you, Autocratic!
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Old 11-16-2005, 04:24 PM
xadrez xadrez is offline
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I actually think this is a great idea. Much more fun/unusual/weird than the standard, Eat out, movie boolsheet.

Your friend is like the DERB of dating.
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Old 11-16-2005, 04:26 PM
shakingspear shakingspear is offline
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Default Re: Weirdest first date ever

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uh, taking off work to follow her around doing boring errands?

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I like that he's raising the boredom level by bringing golf magazines.
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Old 11-16-2005, 04:26 PM
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i wonder if she will give him his balls back when the "date" is over?
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Old 11-16-2005, 04:29 PM
4_2_it 4_2_it is offline
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Default Re: Weirdest first date ever

I can only imagine the conversation in the car afterwards:

Guy: So how was it?
Girl: You know, the usual. Sit in the stirrups while some old guy gets a little rough with his finger.
Guy: (Thinking WTF) Uh, is that normal?
Girl: You get used to it, though I always hate the rectal part of the exam.
Guy: You wanna go get some lunch?
Girl: No, just drop me off at home so I can wash out K-Y out of my *****
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Old 11-16-2005, 04:30 PM
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I am working on getting a picture, I will post if I get one. I am eager to see what this girl looks like as well.

As for the situation, if anyone can pull this off it's this kid. InThaCup and RT can vouch that this guy is off his rocker and can do things most guys cant.
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