More retarded things from the mouth of the Magician - Rocks & Rings 2

[Johnnyj580]

These quotes are from the latest issue of All-In Magazine. I'd like to say I don't read it, but I went to the website and ordered a subscription (come on, it was the cost of 1 sng)


Antonio’s First Rule of Nightclubbing:
Always book a table in advance. The more you pay, the more it’s worth

DJ AM is spinning the steel wheels. He's flown in from LA specially for this gig and right now he's chilling the crowd with some smooth dub house but later he'll have everyone bouncing to his beat like puppets on a string. Props to the man, when he gets workin', he's Pavlov and we're his dogs.

Antonio’s Second Rule of Nightclubbing:
There's no such thing as a free lunch.

The night ripens. Some petite betties from Canada drift over, shyly orbiting our booth, looking for a way to break the ice. Silly betties, just being them is all the icebreaking they need. But we know what they're thinking – have they seen us on TV or what? To help them out, I give them my trademark "Antonio wave," and they break out into squeals of laughter. "I knew it!" shrieks one. "I knew it was him!" Do we invite them to join us for a drink? Does a bear [censored] in the woods?


I'm sooo not on point for still calling girls babies and pluckworthy honeys.


John

[dblgutshot]

Yeah it sucks he has money to blow and girls all over him. I mean...what a loser right?

[Kyo Souma II]

this is about 3 months old.

i thought it was ghostwritten by jon vorhaus.

-kyo

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The more you pay, the more it’s worth

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I'm thinking maybe I should get into the night club business.

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I give them my trademark "Antonio wave," and they break out into squeals of laughter.

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He forgot to mention the part about the girls giving him their trademark middle finger.

[Swax]

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Yeah it sucks he has money to blow and girls all over him. I mean...what a loser right?

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lol, what are you, 12? I think the point is that if this is true, he is an arrogant, self-absorbed, vapid prick. you can have "money to blow and girls all over you" and yet still have other elements to your personality. 90% of poker players have money to blow and probably don't have much trouble meeting ladies and aren't complete one-dimensional, condescending, materialistic douche bags. Hell, even my homie Hellmuth gets his zen on from time to time! I love when people act as if rich and/or famous people are beyond obvious criticism.

on a side note, I have prided myself on my attempts to try and respect women all of my life. Hearing things like women falling for the "trademark Antonio wave" is making it hard to continue to do so. in fact, the fact that said "wave" is trademarkable is making it tough to respect humanity as a whole...

[miami32]

He really is a tool. A bit tool. I bet he is a hammer.

[IronDragon1]

I believe this comes-verbatim-from his insufferable webpage so it's not new to me but that doesn't mean it's still not inane/asinine/stupid as hell.

Because it totally is

[SoftcoreRevolt]

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Yeah it sucks he has money to blow and boys all over him. I mean...what a loser right?

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Fixed.

[Aceshigh7]

This isn't new material. That's from an older issue.

What's more lame? What Antonio wrote or the people that go back and dredge up the exact same thing and try to be cool by making fun of him every 3-4 months? I think there's 7-8 threads like this already. What's your point?

[mackthefork]

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What's your point?

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I think it's that he's a complete arse, and shooting him would be to waste a bullet, but in a good way.

Mack