Listen Up PokerStars

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Hey Pokerstars. Do you want to double your business? Do you want to be the number one online site? Listen up. All you have to do is offer EVERYONE who plays at Pokerstars a 25% rakeback deal deposited into their account on the first of every month. No affiliates. No BS. No strings attached. The more you play, the more you make--period. Easy as pie.

Watch em come runnin.