How to get KO'd in 5 tourneys in 3 minutes when leading every hand

[Daliman]

Don't try this at home kids. I am experienced professional.


***** Hand History for Game 2111945994 *****
200/400 TourneyTexasHTGameTable (NL) (Tournament 12563747) - Fri May 27 00:41:22 EDT 2005
Table Table 14454 (Real Money) -- Seat 9 is the button
Total number of players : 4
Seat 3: AustinLewis (1675)
Seat 5: surrealpoker (1515)
Seat 8: bellabel (5640)
Seat 9: JerkStore_ (1170)
AustinLewis posts small blind (100)
surrealpoker posts big blind (200)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to surrealpoker [ 7h, As ]
bellabel raises (5640) to 5640
bellabel is all-In.
JerkStore_ folds.
AustinLewis folds.
surrealpoker calls (1315)
surrealpoker is all-In.
Creating Main Pot with $3130 with surrealpoker
Creating Side Pot 1 with $4125 with bellabel
** Dealing Flop ** : [ 9h, Jd, 4d ]
** Dealing Turn ** : [ 6h ]
** Dealing River ** : [ Js ]
** Summary **
Main Pot: 3130 | Side Pot 1: 4125
Board: [ 9h Jd 4d 6h Js ]
AustinLewis balance 1575, lost 100 (folded)
surrealpoker balance 0, lost 1515 [ 7h As ] [ a pair of jacks -- As,Jd,Js,9h,7h ]
bellabel balance 7255, bet 5640, collected 7255, net +1615 [ 3h Jh ] [ three of a kind, jacks -- Jh,Jd,Js,9h,6h ]
JerkStore_ balance 1170, didn't bet (folded)




***** Hand History for Game 2111949297 *****
100/200 TourneyTexasHTGameTable (NL) (Tournament 12563653) - Fri May 27 00:41:59 EDT 2005
Table Table 12342 (Real Money) -- Seat 7 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 3: hold_em_boy (2615)
Seat 4: tdwallst (3010)
Seat 6: djt12 (1430)
Seat 7: sfbob (925)
Seat 8: surrealpoker (765)
Seat 10: WoWTheChets (1255)
surrealpoker posts small blind (50)
WoWTheChets posts big blind (100)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to surrealpoker [ Ad, 8d ]
hold_em_boy folds.
tdwallst raises (200) to 200
djt12 folds.
sfbob folds.
surrealpoker raises (715) to 765
surrealpoker is all-In.
WoWTheChets folds.
tdwallst calls (565)
Creating Main Pot with $1630 with surrealpoker
** Dealing Flop ** : [ As, 6s, 8s ]
** Dealing Turn ** : [ Kh ]
** Dealing River ** : [ Qd ]
** Summary **
Main Pot: 1630 |
Board: [ As 6s 8s Kh Qd ]
hold_em_boy balance 2615, didn't bet (folded)
tdwallst balance 3875, bet 765, collected 1630, net +865 [ Qh Qc ] [ three of a kind, queens -- As,Kh,Qh,Qc,Qd ]
djt12 balance 1430, didn't bet (folded)
sfbob balance 925, didn't bet (folded)
surrealpoker balance 0, lost 765 [ Ad 8d ] [ two pairs, aces and eights -- Ad,As,Kh,8d,8s ]
WoWTheChets balance 1155, lost 100 (folded)


***** Hand History for Game 2111959880 *****
50/100 TourneyTexasHTGameTable (NL) (Tournament 12564172) - Fri May 27 00:43:59 EDT 2005
Table Table 11186 (Real Money) -- Seat 7 is the button
Total number of players : 9
Seat 1: KissMyAce__ (2005)
Seat 2: BiPolarXprss (625)
Seat 3: LkyJeremiah (1435)
Seat 4: HoytCorkins5 (2350)
Seat 5: ArtOfAllin (1215)
Seat 6: Bluto3 (80)
Seat 7: Wrongo (1150)
Seat 8: kyu52 (210)
Seat 10: surrealpoker (930)
kyu52 posts small blind (25)
surrealpoker posts big blind (50)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to surrealpoker [ Kd, Ac ]
KissMyAce__ folds.
BiPolarXprss folds.
LkyJeremiah raises (100) to 100
HoytCorkins5 folds.
ArtOfAllin folds.
Bluto3 folds.
Wrongo folds.
kyu52 folds.
surrealpoker raises (880) to 930
surrealpoker is all-In.
LkyJeremiah calls (830)
Creating Main Pot with $1885 with surrealpoker
** Dealing Flop ** : [ 3h, Ah, 5c ]
** Dealing Turn ** : [ 9h ]
** Dealing River ** : [ Qd ]
** Summary **
Main Pot: 1885 |
Board: [ 3h Ah 5c 9h Qd ]
KissMyAce__ balance 2005, didn't bet (folded)
BiPolarXprss balance 625, didn't bet (folded)
LkyJeremiah balance 2390, bet 930, collected 1885, net +955 [ Ad Qs ] [ two pairs, aces and queens -- Ad,Ah,Qs,Qd,9h ]
HoytCorkins5 balance 2350, didn't bet (folded)
ArtOfAllin balance 1215, didn't bet (folded)
Bluto3 balance 80, didn't bet (folded)
Wrongo balance 1150, didn't bet (folded)
kyu52 balance 185, lost 25 (folded)
surrealpoker balance 0, lost 930 [ Kd Ac ] [ a pair of aces -- Ac,Ah,Kd,Qd,9h ]

***** Hand History for Game 2111963503 *****
200/400 TourneyTexasHTGameTable (NL) (Tournament 12563633) - Fri May 27 00:44:40 EDT 2005
Table Table 12343 (Real Money) -- Seat 3 is the button
Total number of players : 5
Seat 1: surrealpoker (525)
Seat 3: SuqmiJohnson (920)
Seat 4: Jack1088 (1355)
Seat 7: morgan55 (3665)
Seat 8: haldamoney (3535)
Jack1088 posts small blind (100)
morgan55 posts big blind (200)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to surrealpoker [ 3s, 3c ]
haldamoney raises (700) to 700
surrealpoker calls (525)
surrealpoker is all-In.
SuqmiJohnson folds.
Jack1088 folds.
morgan55 folds.
Creating Main Pot with $1350 with surrealpoker
** Dealing Flop ** : [ 8d, 6h, Kh ]
** Dealing Turn ** : [ 2s ]
** Dealing River ** : [ 4h ]
** Summary **
Main Pot: 1350 | Side Pot 1: 175
Board: [ 8d 6h Kh 2s 4h ]
surrealpoker balance 0, lost 525 [ 3s 3c ] [ a pair of threes -- Kh,8d,6h,3s,3c ]
SuqmiJohnson balance 920, didn't bet (folded)
Jack1088 balance 1255, lost 100 (folded)
morgan55 balance 3465, lost 200 (folded)
haldamoney balance 4360, bet 700, collected 1525, net +825 [ Qd Ks ] [ a pair of kings -- Ks,Kh,Qd,8d,6h ]

Transcript for your last 5 games requested by SexyFlanders (pokerdali@earthlink.net)
*********** # 1 **************
PokerStars Game #1775456665: Tournament #8153161, Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level V (75/150) - 2005/05/27 - 00:44:58 (ET)
Table '8153161 2' Seat #4 is the button
Seat 3: SexyFlanders (1610 in chips)
Seat 4: stkdrpoon (5890 in chips)
stkdrpoon: posts small blind 75
SexyFlanders: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to SexyFlanders [8d Qc]
stkdrpoon: raises 150 to 300
SexyFlanders: calls 150
*** FLOP *** [8c 6d 7h]
SexyFlanders: checks
stkdrpoon: bets 450
SexyFlanders: raises 860 to 1310 and is all-in
stkdrpoon: calls 860
*** TURN *** [8c 6d 7h] [6c]
*** RIVER *** [8c 6d 7h 6c] [Ac]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
SexyFlanders: shows [8d Qc] (two pair, Eights and Sixes)
stkdrpoon: shows [Tc 7c] (a flush, Ace high)
stkdrpoon collected 3220 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3220 | Rake 0
Board [8c 6d 7h 6c Ac]
Seat 3: SexyFlanders (big blind) showed [8d Qc] and lost with two pair, Eights and Sixes
Seat 4: stkdrpoon (button) (small blind) showed [Tc 7c] and won (3220) with a flush, Ace high

[citanul]

nasty, but A8 is a bit behind QQ when the money goes in, no?

i am sympathetic to you though. rough night.

citanul

[HC5831]

[ QUOTE ]
***** Hand History for Game 2111949297 *****
100/200 TourneyTexasHTGameTable (NL) (Tournament 12563653) - Fri May 27 00:41:59 EDT 2005
Table Table 12342 (Real Money) -- Seat 7 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 3: hold_em_boy (2615)
Seat 4: tdwallst (3010)
Seat 6: djt12 (1430)
Seat 7: sfbob (925)
Seat 8: surrealpoker (765)
Seat 10: WoWTheChets (1255)
surrealpoker posts small blind (50)
WoWTheChets posts big blind (100)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to surrealpoker [ Ad, 8d ]
hold_em_boy folds.
tdwallst raises (200) to 200
djt12 folds.
sfbob folds.
surrealpoker raises (715) to 765
surrealpoker is all-In.
WoWTheChets folds.
tdwallst calls (565)
Creating Main Pot with $1630 with surrealpoker
** Dealing Flop ** : [ As, 6s, 8s ]
** Dealing Turn ** : [ Kh ]
** Dealing River ** : [ Qd ]
** Summary **
Main Pot: 1630 |
Board: [ As 6s 8s Kh Qd ]
hold_em_boy balance 2615, didn't bet (folded)
tdwallst balance 3875, bet 765, collected 1630, net +865 [ Qh Qc ] [ three of a kind, queens -- As,Kh,Qh,Qc,Qd ]
djt12 balance 1430, didn't bet (folded)
sfbob balance 925, didn't bet (folded)
surrealpoker balance 0, lost 765 [ Ad 8d ] [ two pairs, aces and eights -- Ad,As,Kh,8d,8s ]
WoWTheChets balance 1155, lost 100 (folded)


[/ QUOTE ]

Dali, you're way behind here. 1 50/50 and one 60/40, the other 2 are bad. It's days like that why I've retired from poker (yet again) and have put all my effort into my business.

HC

[The Yugoslavian]

[ QUOTE ]

Dali, you're way behind here. 1 50/50 and one 60/40, the other 2 are bad. It's days like that why I've retired from poker (yet again) and have put all my effort into my business.

HC

[/ QUOTE ]

Yes, great point...Dali obviously doesn't realize he was behind in this hand.

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Yugoslav

[curtains]

I would have never called w A7 in the first hand, isnt that terrible even if you know he has any 2?

[Newt_Buggs]

[ QUOTE ]
***** Hand History for Game 2111945994 *****
200/400 TourneyTexasHTGameTable (NL) (Tournament 12563747) - Fri May 27 00:41:22 EDT 2005
Table Table 14454 (Real Money) -- Seat 9 is the button
Total number of players : 4
Seat 3: AustinLewis (1675)
Seat 5: surrealpoker (1515)
Seat 8: bellabel (5640)
Seat 9: JerkStore_ (1170)
AustinLewis posts small blind (100)
surrealpoker posts big blind (200)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to surrealpoker [ 7h, As ]
bellabel raises (5640) to 5640
bellabel is all-In.
JerkStore_ folds.
AustinLewis folds.
surrealpoker calls (1315)
surrealpoker is all-In.
Creating Main Pot with $3130 with surrealpoker
Creating Side Pot 1 with $4125 with bellabel
** Dealing Flop ** : [ 9h, Jd, 4d ]
** Dealing Turn ** : [ 6h ]
** Dealing River ** : [ Js ]
** Summary **
Main Pot: 3130 | Side Pot 1: 4125
Board: [ 9h Jd 4d 6h Js ]
AustinLewis balance 1575, lost 100 (folded)
surrealpoker balance 0, lost 1515 [ 7h As ] [ a pair of jacks -- As,Jd,Js,9h,7h ]
bellabel balance 7255, bet 5640, collected 7255, net +1615 [ 3h Jh ] [ three of a kind, jacks -- Jh,Jd,Js,9h,6h ]
JerkStore_ balance 1170, didn't bet (folded)

[/ QUOTE ]
isn't this a really -EV call?

[citanul]

[ QUOTE ]

I would have never called w A7 in the first hand, isnt that terrible even if you know he has any 2?

[/ QUOTE ]

i didn't want to rub that part in.

i think dali must have taken a few days off and come back rusty, or drunk..

citanul

[Sponger15SB]

wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[citanul]

pwned!!

[dhende3]

hopefully hand 1 is a tilt call...