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met a chick off the internet once. She neglected to tell me she was 9 months pregnant. "Surprise!" Guess she was looking for "insta-Daddy." [/ QUOTE ] Here's today's slice of fried gold! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] |
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met a chick off the internet once. She neglected to tell me she was 9 months pregnant. "Surprise!" Guess she was looking for "insta-Daddy." [/ QUOTE ] i think you should be required to answer this post 10 more times. you know you've got more stories [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] (but yea, that's pretty messed up, i can only imagine your reaction...) |
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met a chick off the internet once. She neglected to tell me she was 9 months pregnant. "Surprise!" Guess she was looking for "insta-Daddy." [/ QUOTE ] You still hit it, right? |
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[ QUOTE ] met a chick off the internet once. She neglected to tell me she was 9 months pregnant. "Surprise!" Guess she was looking for "insta-Daddy." [/ QUOTE ] You still hit it, right? [/ QUOTE ] I would hope so, and raw, no worries about getting her pregnant there. |
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[ QUOTE ] met a chick off the internet once. She neglected to tell me she was 9 months pregnant. "Surprise!" Guess she was looking for "insta-Daddy." [/ QUOTE ] You still hit it, right? [/ QUOTE ] My money says he directed the daughter in a film 18 years later. |
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This is good, taking your hot date to the Gyno. A friend of mine back in college took a girl to see Showgirls on their first date. Real sweet little girl too. They ended up married so I guess semi-porn movies are the way to go. Swede [/ QUOTE ] Dating should never lead to marriage. PLEASE SAVE YOURSELVES WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] |
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This isn't a date. It's a job interview for a [censored]-hag.
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[ QUOTE ] This is good, taking your hot date to the Gyno. A friend of mine back in college took a girl to see Showgirls on their first date. Real sweet little girl too. They ended up married so I guess semi-porn movies are the way to go. Swede [/ QUOTE ] Dating should never lead to marriage. PLEASE SAVE YOURSELVES WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] |
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[ QUOTE ] met a chick off the internet once. She neglected to tell me she was 9 months pregnant. "Surprise!" Guess she was looking for "insta-Daddy." [/ QUOTE ] You still hit it, right? [/ QUOTE ] Hitting it at 9 months preggers is akin to waving it around in a warm room. OTOH, they are usually raging horny at that stage, so very little effort or foreplay required. |
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Hitting it at 9 months preggers is akin to waving it around in a warm room. [/ QUOTE ] not for some of us [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] |
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