Got Fillmaff'd? Post it in here! (Designated NC Thread, Episode 2)

[DerFleischmeister]

NC = No Content.

To the Wook: What exactly is "Fillmaff'd"?

[Greg J]

BOOM, sha-lok-lok, BOOM

Mildly amusing.

[MrWookie47]

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BOOM, sha-lok-lok, BOOM

Mildly amusing.

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Lesson 1 is the one relevant to the title of this post, and also the funniest.

[DoomSlice]

Besides UTG. Shouldn't they know that a pair of jacks with a crap kicker is no good there?

[DerFleischmeister]

LMAO

It's only fitting what hand Fillmaff has "copyrighted", because he IS the King Jackoff.

[Hojglad]

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Besides UTG. Shouldn't they know that a pair of jacks with a crap kicker is no good there?

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Absolutely. They must have taken "play aggressively in big pots" too far. To be fair though, the guy acting after thesanch was a complete donkey. He would raise and three bet and cap with next to nothing. He probably put the SB with JT on tilt.

Oh, and btw, thesanch is a freaking nit. He wanted to fold the turn. I forced him to call down via AIM. I wanted him to raise the river but he wouldn't do it.

[thesanch]

Yes I am a nit. I admit it. You would be scared too if an decent player raised that turn when all you had was a pair.

BTW, you never said to raise the river. It would have been awesome if I did, but I didn't.

[bigredlemon]

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Expected winning % per $ at showdown (Actual): 53.71% (45)<font color="red">Bad Luck</font>
Overall Luck: <font color="red"> -19.65 </font>


Thank god for the NC thread. Otherwise I would just have to complain to the dogs.

-D

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I'm running at -25.7 overall luck


I'd complain to the dogs too if I had any [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

[Hojglad]

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Yes I am a nit. I admit it. You would be scared too if an decent player raised that turn when all you had was a pair.

BTW, you never said to raise the river. It would have been awesome if I did, but I didn't.

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There was no decent player in this hand that raised the turn. Nit.

[turaho]

You want a bad beat? I'll give you a bad beat. Villain had less than a 1% chance of winning this hand on the flop:

Party Poker 1.00/2.00 Hold'em <font color="#0000FF">(9 handed)</font> link

Preflop: Hero is Button with Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
UTG calls, UTG+1 calls, MP1 calls, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, CO calls, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, SB calls, <font color="#666666">1 folds</font>, UTG calls, UTG+1 calls, MP1 calls, CO calls.

Flop: (13.00 SB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(6 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">UTG bets</font>, UTG+1 calls, MP1 calls, CO folds, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, SB folds, UTG calls, UTG+1 calls, MP1 folds.

Turn: (10.00 BB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
UTG checks, <font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, UTG calls, <font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero caps</font>, UTG calls, UTG+1 calls.

River: (22.00 BB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">UTG bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, UTG calls, <font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 caps</font>, Hero calls, UTG calls.

Final Pot: 34.00 BB.
Results in white below:<font color="#FFFFFF">
UTG+1 has 4c 4h (four of a kind, fours.)
Hero has Qd Qh (a full house, Queens full of fives.)
UTG has Qs Th (two pairs, queens and fives.)
UTG+1 wins 33.50 BB.
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It's UTG that really makes me smile in this hand, though.