Got Fillmaff'd? Post it in here! (Designated NC Thread, Episode 2)

MrWookie47 · #1 09-05-2005, 07:25 PM

So, I come back from a nice vacation away from work and poker on the internet, and I'm feeling pretty good about life in general. About the 5th thing I did when I got back was to sign on to 2+2. I find that I have this PM waiting for me:

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We need to replace the NC thread with a new one. It's too big and bulky basically. Having that many posts to scroll down make the banners less visable, and don't make the advertisers happy. I just wanted to give you the honor of creating the new thread before I locked the existing one.

Hope you don't mind too much. The designated NC thread was a great idea, and acts as an important outlet to keep bad beat threads down. Feel free to blame me or whatever in yr new post -- the mod is supposed to take some heat . (You could even copy and paste this pm if you like.)

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It appears that the only two people who didn't like the NC thread in its current state are the moderator and the darn advertisers who keep this website running. Anyway, it's time for a new thread before Greg brings down the hammer. For the record, _Kevin_ has the honor of being the last to post in the old thread. With that, let the bad beat and moran posts begin!

I'll also take the honor to kick things off with a bad beat post of sorts. What was the first thing I did when I got back from vacation? Well, I fired up my computer to discover that my hard drive had crashed. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] The darn thing was less than a month old, and I hadn't even had my computer on while I was gone. Turn it on, Windows comes up, system hard locks, and the hard drive is fried. Looks like I'll be working off my laptop for a while.

Anyway, enjoy the new thread!

Fryguy · #2 09-05-2005, 07:33 PM

I just lost with 3 fullhouses in 30 minutes. My downswing is going to extend much further beyond 3000 hands than I thought.

I'm starting to become genuinely worried about my bankroll.

Saint_D · #3 09-05-2005, 07:34 PM

Well lets just get the bad beats rolling. I had an entire weekend filled with them. every 2 outer that could rob me did. Every flush draw I missed, or lost to a higher flush. Every nut flush was rivered by a full house.

This is what my bonus clearing session at empire looked like this weekend. This isn't even the whole thing. This is the "good" part. including the bonus, I am down 71BB. I have played way worse than this and won 5bb/100 over the same number of hands. [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

http://www.pokergrader.com/display.p...855571&p=1

Luck
Expected Flop Strength per $ (Actual): 64.75% (57) Bad Luck
Expected Turn Strength per $ (Actual): 69.46% (65) Bad Luck
Expected River Strength per $ (Actual): 71.95% (68) Bad Luck
Expected winning % per $ at showdown (Actual): 53.71% (45)Bad Luck
Overall Luck: -19.65 

Thank god for the NC thread. Otherwise I would just have to complain to the dogs.

-D

chiachu · #4 09-05-2005, 07:36 PM

thats almost exactly the same graph i have for the party poker bonus

DerFleischmeister · #5 09-05-2005, 08:23 PM

I ALWAYS lose money during bonus-whoring time (but, including the bonus, come out ahead usually.) I think a lot of it has to do with higher-limit players coming down to my level to clear bonuses.

hemstock · #6 09-05-2005, 08:24 PM

This guy lost 50 dollars in 13 hands.
Our hero is on the Button.
The rest of the players are good players though [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Party Poker 0.50/1 Hold'em (10 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
UTG calls, UTG+1 calls, UTG+2 calls, 3 folds, CO calls, Button calls, SB completes, BB checks.

Flop: (7 SB) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (7 players)
SB bets, BB calls, UTG calls, UTG+1 calls, UTG+2 raises, CO folds, Button 3-bets, SB calls, BB caps, UTG calls, UTG+1 calls, UTG+2 calls, Button calls, SB calls.

Turn: (15.50 BB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (6 players)
SB checks, BB bets, UTG calls, UTG+1 calls, UTG+2 calls, Button raises, SB folds, BB calls, UTG calls, UTG+1 calls, UTG+2 3-bets, Button calls, BB calls, UTG calls, UTG+1 calls.

River: (30.50 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (5 players)
BB bets, UTG calls, UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 raises, Button 3-bets, BB calls, UTG calls, UTG+2 calls.

Final Pot: 42.50 BB

Results in white below: 
BB has 5c 3c (two pair, fives and threes).
UTG has 8s As (one pair, aces).
UTG+2 has Kd Jd (one pair, jacks).
Button has Kh 2d (high card, ace).
Outcome: BB wins 42.50 BB. 

Same Hero is MP3

Party Poker 0.50/1 Hold'em (9 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
UTG calls, 3 folds, MP3 calls, 1 fold, Button calls, SB raises, 1 fold, UTG calls, MP3 calls, Button calls.

Flop: (9 SB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (4 players)
SB bets, UTG calls, MP3 calls, Button calls.

Turn: (6.50 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (4 players)
SB bets, UTG folds, MP3 raises, Button 3-bets, SB calls, MP3 caps, Button calls, SB calls.

River: (18.50 BB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB checks, MP3 checks, Button bets, SB calls, MP3 raises, Button 3-bets, SB calls, MP3 caps, Button calls, SB calls.

Final Pot: 30.50 BB

Results in white below: 
MP3 has 4c 8d (one pair, fours).
Button has 6d Ah (two pair, aces and sixes).
SB has Jc Kh (one pair, jacks).
Outcome: Button wins 30.50 BB. 

Our Hero is MP2 now.

Party Poker 0.50/1 Hold'em (9 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
UTG calls, Hero raises, 1 fold, MP2 calls, 1 fold, CO 3-bets, 2 folds, BB calls, UTG calls, Hero calls, MP2 caps, CO calls, BB calls, UTG calls, Hero calls.

Flop: (20.50 SB) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (5 players)
BB bets, UTG raises, Hero folds, MP2 3-bets, CO calls, BB folds, UTG caps, MP2 calls, CO calls.

Turn: (16.75 BB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 players)
UTG bets, MP2 raises, CO calls, UTG 3-bets, MP2 caps, CO calls, UTG calls.

River: (28.75 BB) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 players)
UTG bets, MP2 raises, CO calls, UTG 3-bets, MP2 caps, CO calls, UTG calls.

Final Pot: 40.75 BB

Results in white below: 
UTG has Jc As (full house, jacks full of eights).
MP2 has 2s 2c (two pair, jacks and eights).
CO has Qd Qc (two pair, queens and jacks).
Outcome: UTG wins 40.75 BB. 

Lesson: Variance sucks for hero.
And I didn't take a single penny out of these bastards [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

thesanch · #7 09-05-2005, 08:29 PM

Party Poker 0.50/1 Hold'em (10 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. CO posts a blind of $0.50.
UTG calls, UTG+1 calls, 1 fold, Hero raises, MP2 calls, 3 folds, SB calls, BB calls, UTG calls, UTG+1 calls.

Flop: (13 SB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (6 players)
SB bets, BB folds, UTG calls, UTG+1 calls, Hero raises, MP2 3-bets, SB calls, UTG calls, UTG+1 calls, Hero caps, MP2 calls, SB calls, UTG calls, UTG+1 calls.

Turn: (16.50 BB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (5 players)
SB bets, UTG raises, UTG+1 calls, Hero calls, MP2 calls, SB 3-bets, UTG caps, UTG+1 calls, Hero calls, MP2 calls, SB calls.

River: (36.50 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (5 players)
SB bets, UTG calls, UTG+1 folds, Hero calls, MP2 calls.

Final Pot: 40.50 BB

Results below: 
SB has Jd Ts (one pair, jacks).
UTG has 7h Ah (one pair, sevens).
Hero has Ad Ac (one pair, aces).
MP2 has Js 2s (one pair, jacks).
Outcome: Hero wins 40.50 BB. 

Yes it does!

DoomSlice · #8 09-05-2005, 08:34 PM

Those are the worst players I've ever seen.

Hojglad · #9 09-05-2005, 08:38 PM

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Those are the worst players I've ever seen.

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UTG played the turn properly.

bigredlemon · #10 09-05-2005, 08:46 PM

What's NC?