Somebody hold me to this...

[SippinSoma]

I will never play more than 4 shorthanded tables again.
I will never play SNGs or MTTs again.
I will never play low stakes full ring again.
I will never play at a limit with less than 400 BB again.
I will never make another new PT DB to forget previous results again.

If you want to add something similar, feel free to do so. I just want somebody that knows me to hold me to this post.